#9592

44

Dec. 10, 2021, 2:29 p.m.

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//chaotic duval anthology, december 10 "I'm not stealing Derek's seat. I mean, I am, but not from Derek." "I can read French maths problems at a second-grade level." "But you know what I don't have to do here? I don't have to euthanise anything! Look at all the non-euthanised people here!" "Maybe it's a good idea to have a clue what you're talking about." "I just kinda do what I want to do, and nobody's told me not to!" "I took AP Computer Science when we used BASIC. Don't talk to me about fancy code things!" "I was like, 'oh, look, I can see that you're dozing off -- and that's adorable.'"

#9591

1717

Dec. 10, 2021, 2:26 p.m.

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Mandy: Diego, why are you here? Diego: 'Cause I'm in this class ... right? Diego: See, this is especially confusing, because I'm the kind of guy who doesn't know what classes he has.

#9590

1212

Dec. 10, 2021, 2:20 p.m.

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Schwartz: That file cabinet, I inherited from the health department, so it has labels for units of Health class. Schwartz: So I store my Analysis 2 materials in the Alcohol, Drugs, and Tobacco section.

#9588

2022

Dec. 10, 2021, 1:27 p.m.

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// A group was doing jetpunk during Mr. Kyei's breakfast club and Armand yelled out "Virgin Islands" as a potential answer Isak: Virgin Islands, isn't that where you're from Armand? Diego: Yeah, he lived there until he was 13 when he slept with your mom, at which point he moved here.

#9587

1818

Dec. 10, 2021, 11:29 a.m.

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Christopher: *walks up to Street with a (minor) burn on his arm* Street: got an injury? Nice!!

#9586

1313

Dec. 10, 2021, 10:40 a.m.

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Gabaree: Whenever a kid walks in and says, "Do we have a quiz today?", I go, "Yeah!"—'cause it's fun!

#9585

1111

Dec. 10, 2021, 10:30 a.m.

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Gabaree: So if you're into women—who are like, running corporations and stuff—

#9584

1517

Dec. 10, 2021, 10:05 a.m.

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Subayi: [Student], why are you on your phone? Do you have a girlfriend right now? You do know she's probably with somebody else now, right? You guys are so desperate...

#9583

1111

Dec. 10, 2021, 9:58 a.m.

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Subayi: All I can tell you is that if you go to [Student]'s restaurant, make sure to call an ambulance before you eat.

#9582

1515

Dec. 10, 2021, 9:55 a.m.

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Subayi: Take that crap off! You act as though you've never had headphones before. What, do you not have headphones in Sierra Leone? Student: We do. Subayi: You don't, I've just been there. I bought like 30 pairs of headphones and just gave them away. Have you ever been there? Student: No. Subayi: You need to go, get a taste of the motherland. You'll come back a saint. You'll wake up and there will be no food, and you'll be thinking, "Wow, I wish I was back in the US right now!"