#12753

1010

Dec. 19, 2023, 9:32 a.m.

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Stein: You can say a lot of bad things about me as a teacher Stein: But not taking attendance? Nah. Stein: Put that on someone else.

#12752

1111

Dec. 18, 2023, 5:19 p.m.

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Rose: There we go. My first aleph of the year. Rose: They get progressively worse the more Judaism evaporates from my body.

#12751

88

Dec. 18, 2023, 3:10 p.m.

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// Student borrows pencil from Charles for weight quiz Charles: Why won't you take the black one? *Student takes black pencil* Charles: Why did you choose the black one? *Student put black pencil back* Charles: Why didn't you choose the black one?

#12750

55

Dec. 18, 2023, 3 p.m.

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//Jeremy playing Careless Whisper on his saxophone in neuroscience 9th Woodward: We're going to put away Guilty Rhythm...wait...Careless Whisper

#12749

77

Dec. 18, 2023, 2:10 p.m.

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//[student] offered to bring in succulents for Mr. Lodal's hall-passes Lodal: I don't identify with cactuses

#12748

88

Dec. 18, 2023, 1:59 p.m.

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//middle of ADSB with Mr. Sahu Ethan: I'm glad Hellen Keller wasn't racist.

#12747

33

Dec. 18, 2023, 1:25 p.m.

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// Some student has a book that says “hell is cold” Charles: Hell is not cold. Hell is hot.

#12746

-46

Dec. 18, 2023, 8:06 a.m.

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Jerry Song: AP Lit is like that 15 minute unskippable ad you need to go through to unlock the next 2 hours of gameplay.

#12745

68

Dec. 17, 2023, 7:09 p.m.

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Jerry Song: One baby in the hand is better than two fetuses in the womb.

#12743

-311

Dec. 15, 2023, 1:39 p.m.

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Eric: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Jason: ??????? Jason: ...because 7 is greater than 6? Jason: Wait why??