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#4354

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Dec. 16, 2012, 7:26 p.m.

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//Ms. Cullen is on the computer Cullen: Alright, what am I looking for....oh yeah, I am looking for the Internet.

#4353

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Dec. 16, 2012, 7:25 p.m.

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Cullen: John why are you so dressed up today? Are you going to court? John: No, basketball //A minute later Max: He actually is going to court

#4352

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Dec. 13, 2012, 12:10 p.m.

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//Girl with a camera walks into Whitacre's 3rd period Whitacre: What are you here for, who do you need, and why didn't you knock? Answer the first question! Girl: I need to take pictures of juniors for the yearbook. Whitacre: Come back in 20 minutes. Girl: Ugh..... Whitacre: Fine, 15 minutes. I'm nice. Girl: Yay! (leaves)

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Dec. 12, 2012, 4:32 p.m.

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//CAP kid is finishing a test faster than the rest of the class, which is mostly Magnet. Freeman: What now Magnets? What do you have to say to that? Harrison: She got sleep.

#4350

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Dec. 12, 2012, 3:45 p.m.

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//Listening to results from jazz band festival Roberts: So, this adjudicator is our favorite... Mr. Butts. //Class laughs Travis: What'd he give us? Roberts: A one. Berlin: Was Mr. Butts on crack?

#4349

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Dec. 12, 2012, 8:01 a.m.

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M-E: Wouldn't be funny if an English teacher got colon cancer?

#4348

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Dec. 12, 2012, 7:45 a.m.

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Rose: Suppose you have n friends Teddy: I wish I had n friends.

#4347

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Dec. 12, 2012, 7:38 a.m.

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Whitacre: Slaves have been here as long as one can remember. Take marriage for example.

#4346

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Dec. 12, 2012, 7:36 a.m.

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Klein: I don't want you people, especially you boys, to worry how long it is. Class: ... Klein: Not like that you freaks!

Sure you weren't... He was talking about an essay due next class.

klein

#4344

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Dec. 10, 2012, 9:55 p.m.

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//Reading Hamlet Stelzner: So, see, Claudius knows that Laertes is the people's man. He's who they want to be king. Get it? Class: (uncertain) Stelzner: Come on, okay. He's the guy who goes around partying in France and killing people with his sword and staying in whorehouses. HE IS THE 99%.