#4066

1519

March 24, 2012, 8:23 p.m.

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Schafer: You walk into your house when you have a dog and that dog is happy to see you. You walk into your house when you have a cat and that cat is asleep on your bed.

#4065

3232

March 24, 2012, 11:27 a.m.

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//Telling a joke in 1st period Bio to Hannah He Radina: How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag? Hannah He: What? Radina: OK, just go with it. Let me give you a hint. You take the "a" out of safe and the "f" out of way. Hannah He: What? ...Seway...that doesn't mean anything, right? Wait...what? Adrianne: ...I've never seen this joke end up so badly...

#4064

15

March 24, 2012, 8:06 a.m.

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//Magnet Analysis 1A with Mr. Rose Mr. Rose: So in New Jersey, cops take courses in gun safety, anti sexual-harassment, and Calculus to catch you speeding.

#4063

1117

March 24, 2012, 12:05 a.m.

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//Moose is going on another communist tirade Moose: But I'm not actually a communist! I know there are flaws! And I know you guys know that too! So what are some flaws? Lowell: Well, if everybody was allowed to do what they wanted to do, then we'd have a bunch of athletes and musicians and dancers and artists, and nobody wants to work in a farm or a factory. So you have a bunch of people saying "I want to paint!" Well, that's great, but then where's the food? Can you paint me the food?

#4062

-13

March 23, 2012, 8:58 p.m.

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Kaluta: I Bing-ed it, I banged it...

#4061

15

March 23, 2012, 8:18 p.m.

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//Mr. Fauntroy reviewing for the Stacks/Queues/Hashing test in Analysis of Algorithms Mr. Fauntory: So, you guys are pronouncing dequeue like that too? (He means the kway uh way version.) //later Mr. Fauntroy: (in a highly stereotypical manner) AYE DEQUEUE!!!

#4060

79

March 23, 2012, 4:34 p.m.

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M-E: I turn Asian in the sun! Tony: Yes, you are officially Asian!!

#4059

33

March 23, 2012, 8:06 a.m.

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//In Ms. Gibbonney's first period class, talking about speeches Gibonney: Pretend like you're in 7-11 and you're naked and ALL of the flourescent lights are on you. Liam: That'd be awesome! I'd just walk around and eat stuff and pretend that I'm high. PCP! PCP!

#4058

48

March 22, 2012, 9:59 p.m.

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//Thien sneezes Neel: God bless you. Viju: Which god, Neel?

#4057

44

March 22, 2012, 9:07 p.m.

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//In jazz band, trumpets finish playing Julian: Man, I don't know about the rest of these gumps but the trumpets NAILED IT! Templin: Yeah, you nailed your coffins shut, maybe.