#3875

26

Jan. 4, 2012, 1:17 p.m.

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David: You just broke the second most popular anagram generator on the internet?

#3874

66

Jan. 3, 2012, 8:23 p.m.

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//Ms. Thomas is talking about how she ranks how much she likes her students by putting them on a metaphorical ladder //A student says something she doesn't like Ms. Thomas: Now, you are moving down on the ladder! Sachin (passing by): Why don't you just jump off the ladder and measure its height?

#3873

1313

Jan. 3, 2012, 8:07 p.m.

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//During Pd. 1 English Gibboney Gibboney: Hey guys, so my new year's resolution this year is to get off of coffee, so if I'm a little crazier than usual today, it's because of the coffee. Carson: Oh no, don't try getting off of coffee. Gibboney: Why? Carson: The last time my mom tried getting off of coffee, she punched our kitchen door and it broke.

#3872

55

Jan. 3, 2012, 8:04 p.m.

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Boettcher: I spent hundreds of dollars on my two year old, and you know what her favorite present was? The sticks and stones outside!

#3871

2323

Jan. 3, 2012, 5:55 p.m.

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//Discussing winter break in AP Lang Evan: I got a shock ball. Gross: What's that? Evan: It's this ball that shocks people. You throw it around in a circle of friends and it goes off at random times. Gross: One, why would they make that? Two, why would they give it to you? And three, most importantly, where are YOU going to find a circle of friends?

#3868

44

Dec. 25, 2011, 10:16 p.m.

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Student: Can I go to the bathroom? //Pause. Student panics. Student: Can I? I really need to go... Whitacre: Yes. Go before tragedy ensues!

#3867

24

Dec. 24, 2011, 8:16 p.m.

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Amy: Adarshypoo! Sankar: Oh, because he's brown? THAT'S RACIST!!

#3866

88

Dec. 23, 2011, 7:38 p.m.

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Intercom: Mr. Swaney? Mr. Swaney: Yes? Intercom: Can you send Sara Shonkwiler down to the main office for just a few minutes? Mr. Swaney: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Intercom: Thank you. // Sara leaves.

#3865

1214

Dec. 22, 2011, 2:43 p.m.

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Patrick: Hey, Mr. Kaluta? Kaluta: No.

#3864

319

Dec. 22, 2011, 7:32 a.m.

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Viju: You know what Kim Jong Il's biggest regret was? Not being Kim Jong Healthy.