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#3755
04
⚐ ReportRose: So, what, did you just like look this up on Google? Student: Jack Phoebus has the computer in his brain. //one month later Adam Lott: We can just have Jack Phoebus google it. He has the computer in his brain.
#3754
77
⚐ Report//Adrianne and group are presenting Ad Slogan project Adarsh: So, are you like, serving the frosties melted? Adrianne: No, no- Adarsh: What?! Then, you should be serving them with a spoon! Adrianne: Umm...no. Adarsh: This is unacceptable! I eat my frosties with a spoon! //class proceed to argue on how slogan for frosties should be interpreted for next 20 minutes
#3753
88
⚐ Report//beginning of the year Radina: Ughhhh...Rose takes so many points off on quizzes! He's like ...like... Rose: Yeah. You took the quiz-20 points off!
#3752
1616
⚐ ReportCuadrado: Sam! Is that a cell phone in your hands?!? Sam: (puts hands up) No! Cuadrado: OK...because I see students with phones all the time. And one time, I see something else and I was like - woah!
#3751
1010
⚐ Report//Right before a quiz, genetics class is talking about how Albert is always absent on quiz days Viju: Albert loafs soo much, like this one time... Albert (pops up out of nowhere): HI, VIJU! //Viju falls over
#3750
9298
⚐ Report//Stein in Freshmen Physics Stein: There are two definitions of Drag: 1. Something that is boring. 2. Man dressed as a woman. For example, that drag is totally not a drag. Now Mr. Schafer left some notes for you to take. //Stein turns on Promethean Board Stein: Now I am confused. It says drag AKA air resistance. Since I think that is not the correct definition, I am going to turn it off. //Stein turns Promethean Board off
#3749
2020
⚐ Report//During Mr. Schafer's Freshmen Physics class. Stein: There are 3 things in physics that you really have to know: 1. What goes up must go down. 2. We protest against social inequality. 3. When we spin ourselves, we get dizzy.
#3748
1515
⚐ Report//Roberts was explaining the solo transcription project in jazz band; Templin was a substitute for Mr. Clark and he was jamming on trombone with honors jazz Allison: I have a relevant question. Roberts: What is it? Allison: Can I just play the Born to Run solo by Bruce Springsteen? Roberts: No. That's not jazz. It's rock. Allison: Well, the blues are like a brother to jazz, and you know that blues had a baby and they called it rock and roll... so I think that it should count. Templin: Yeah, well it was an illegitimate child.
#3747
-13
⚐ Report//More college physics Professor: This is a textbook case -- given it's an intro course, big surprise... //Writes on board: -h^2/2m U'' + (V(r)+h^2L(L+1)/2mr^2)U = EU Professor: Not to wave hands at the people who are going bankrupt because of Greece, but *this* (points at left side of the equation) is EU.
#3745
1818
⚐ Report//Francis is using his calculator to squish his pencil and get more eraser Piper: Magnets use calculators for just about anything; tools, play games on it like a game boy. Calculators are like utility knifes for magnets.