#3719

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Oct. 28, 2011, 2:09 p.m.

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//Mr. Stein is talking about what a bad mood he's in while Eva puts a problem on the board Mr. Stein: ...Anyways, we gotta talk about this problem. What have we got here? Oh, looks like it's a battle... BAM BAM! //Eva screams and bumps into the board Mr. Stein: That puts me in a better mood.

#3718

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Oct. 28, 2011, 2:05 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: You know, there are 10 times more bacteria cells in our body than human cells. Eva (absentmindedly): Yeah... Mr. Rose: ...DUDE! Like, dude, really?! Are you serious? I'm only ten percent human by cell! //later Mr. Rose: I found out about this last year and now every time I think about it I just start freaking out all over again.

#3717

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Oct. 27, 2011, 10:11 p.m.

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//Student asks to go to the bathroom, Lodal says no Lodal: Today I am in one of those moods where I'm just going to say no to everything. Sankar: Can I NOT go to the bathroom? Lodal: No. //after some thought Lodal: See, now I know the game you're playing and I'm just not going to answer any questions at all. Sankar: But what if I already won?

#3716

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Oct. 27, 2011, 9:29 p.m.

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Schafer: Only in this class will you hear someone say, "You got it easy. Just take a triple integral!"

#3715

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Oct. 27, 2011, 9:03 p.m.

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//Unit featuring Captain Zero and Infinitus in Analysis 1B Stein: So I never really understood limits with infinity and zero until I thought of them like superhero battles. //Later Stein: You have x and e^x as x approaches infinity. They are both superheroes. But x is like, one of those wimpy superheroes, like The Thing. But e^x...e^x is like one of those superheroes that you want to take to homecoming and do that freaky dancing that all the parents get mad about.

#3714

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Oct. 27, 2011, 8:28 p.m.

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Student: I want to be a rice farmer for Halloween this year. Mr. Pham: Good for you, following your heritage. Student: ...OK, so Mr. Pham what should I wear? Mr. Pham: All you have to do is to take of your glasses.

#3713

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Oct. 27, 2011, 8:19 p.m.

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Avikar: One Shift, Two Shift, Red Shift, Blue Shift. Mr Donaldson: Haha, some Dr. Zeus.

#3712

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Oct. 27, 2011, 8:09 p.m.

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PA System: Mr. Whitacre is [Student] there? Whitacre: They just left PA System: Can you please send them down? Whitacre (Shaking head): Yes

#3711

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Oct. 27, 2011, 8:04 p.m.

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Whitacre: If you want candy, go to do store and buy it yourself!

#3710

24

Oct. 26, 2011, 6:14 p.m.

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Mr. Mogge: Why is there an animated Felix the cat on the slide? //Class gives random answers Mr. Mogge: No. Remember, it's because slides get lonely when put away.