#3469

1414

June 14, 2011, 11:26 p.m.

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Stein: Any rock could do that. Well, any reasonably smart rock could do that. Most rocks could do that.

#3468

66

June 14, 2011, 11:25 p.m.

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Stein: So we'll do [this] on Tuesday, since on Monday you have the 72 page knowledge celebration. Student: Wait, how did it jump from... Stein: What did I say last time? Class: 37 Student: So, after your 86 page test...

#3464

28

June 13, 2011, 2:46 p.m.

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// Someone mentions having to call someone Robert: Who ya gonna call? Katherine: MYTH BUSTERS!! Robert: ... wait, what??

#3463

55

June 13, 2011, 1:54 p.m.

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Isreal: The Earth is like a basketball - the inside is filled with air... and Pokemon!

#3460

1515

June 11, 2011, 12:46 a.m.

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Theresa: That's the best I've ever felt about not having sex with a lobster.

#3459

1618

June 10, 2011, 8:14 p.m.

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Gordon: Oh my god, I think I just went A A D in Spanish Hyun: Did you try so hard, and got so far? Bob: But in the end, it didn't really matter?

#3458

1414

June 10, 2011, 5:59 p.m.

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Grossman: I have just one word of advice for the next two years of high school...don't date! Issac: Are you preaching one night stands?

#3457

8995

June 10, 2011, 5:24 p.m.

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//At graduation rehearsal Administrator: Some counselors and I will be at the bottom of the stairs. We will look between your legs to see if you have any balls or posters or anything else you're hiding.

#3456

1212

June 10, 2011, 4:21 p.m.

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Thomas: I couldn't think of a better idea if I WASN'T on drugs!

#3455

1313

June 10, 2011, 4:09 p.m.

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//Graduation practice //The girls' caps & gowns are white, the guys' are red Mark (jokingly): Man, these guys trying to make us think they're Klan members? Danderson (laughing): What does that make us, communists?