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⚐ ReportLeo: Can I go to the bathroom? Stein: It depends on how successful your toilet training has been in your early years. Stein: Do you have any idea how many times I've made that joke in my 30 years of teaching? Stein: Easily into the thousands.
#12233
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⚐ Report//drawing triangles-in-square proof of Pythagorean theorem Rose: I'm not even putting in much effort, and it's coming out kinda well. Rose: This has been a lesson on effort. //Rose proceeds to absent-mindedly walk backwards and knock over a stack of boxes
#12232
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⚐ ReportRose, drawing a terrible square and getting criticised: Sometimes, teachers need some positivity, such as by lying. //students compliment Rose's continued drawing, which is still terrible Rose: See, I know you're lying, but it still makes me happy. Positivity's just like that.
#12231
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⚐ ReportSubstitute: I'm gonna take attendance, maybe 10 years from now -- I mean, 10 minutes from now.
#12230
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⚐ Report// Delaney is talking about his wife’s IVF again Delaney: and then, in January 2014, Cora [his younger child] was born— Mandy: oh wait you’re talking about your wife!
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⚐ ReportSmolen: What did you guys do over the weekend? Andrew Zhao: I sat next to big sweaty dudes. Smolen: Did you just say you slept with big sweaty dudes? Andrew: No, I said I slept...I meant sat!
#12227
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⚐ Report// Looking at Soviet jokes Jerry Song: These jokes are old-style jokes. They aren't funny to me. Jerry: But if you show me a video of bread falling over I'll laugh Andy: *pulls up video of bread falling over* Jerry: *Starts laughing hysterically before the bread even falls over*
#12226
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⚐ Report//Talking about brain functions in psychology Losekamp: Do you ever want to say something kind of mean? Diego: All the time Losekamp: But do you stop yourself from saying it? Diego: Sometimes