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⚐ Report//On our way to Clay Gugan Thuduppathy: My Chromebook is thirsty, I think. Jerry Lu: Gugan, no! Jerry: This is a "Gugan, No!" moment. //Later Gugan: How did the water bottle filter not turn on?
#11785
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⚐ ReportBosse: Where is Jonathan Fan? *Johnny is out cold asleep* Bosse: Oh, he's asleep. Don't wake him up.
#11784
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⚐ ReportStein: Now time for an example, and remember, all my examples were current events two years ago. Stein: "In an April 14-15 poll of 1318 North Carolina voters, a Public Policy Polling poll found the presidential race a toss-up, with Vice President Biden" Stein: now President Biden Stein: "leading President Trump" Stein: now Defendant Trump Stein: "by 48%-47%." class starts laughing Stein: That's just a fact. It's not a political statement.
#11783
1919
⚐ Report// Gov Pd. 9 Cirincione: So I have a mnemonic for linkage institutions. Cirincione: Media, Interest Groups, Campaigns, Elections, Polls, Parties. Cirincione: MICE PP.
#11781
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⚐ ReportRose: it took me like ten years to learn how to teach this properly. but now I’m perfect. Rose: give me a minute I just need to remember what the hell I’m doing
#11780
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⚐ ReportO'Donovan: Why do you want to die, it's too early to talk about about dying! Andy: Why die when you can do chemistry? Jerry Song: Why do chemistry when you can die?
#11779
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⚐ ReportHart: Why are you in my class instead of S R and Ping? Hart: Wait, don't pee in public.
#11778
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⚐ ReportAndy: What's the little statue they put on gothic cathedrals called? Ace: Gargoyles? Andy: Well why don't you gargoyle on deez nuts?!
#11777
1919
⚐ Report// French Pd. 4, our room was scheduled for MCAP testing but Madame Kanza convinces the testing teacher to move to another room // Mme. Kanza puts a big sign up on the door saying "English MCAP testing, go to room 274" // Five minutes into class, a student walks in Kanza: Are you here for English testing? Student: Yes. Kanza: Are you sure you're totally prepared? Student: I am. Kanza: I think there's something you need to review first: // Mme. Kanza opens the door and taps the sign she put up Kanza: Reading.