#11294

44

Dec. 9, 2022, 9:21 a.m.

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Dr. Davis: I dont remember who it was, but someone was making fun if their spouse or significant other for having huge ears.

#11293

33

Dec. 9, 2022, 9:07 a.m.

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Mr. Jacobs: You know what my favorite thing about clementines are? When you peel them you get the integral symbol!

#11292

1414

Dec. 8, 2022, 9:54 p.m.

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Smolen: Don't smoke weed guys. Smolen: You'll get arrested and then have to go through the Russian jail system.

#11291

1113

Dec. 8, 2022, 12:18 p.m.

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Caleb: What biology textbook can you get for $20? Jerry Song: Hungerford biology. Caleb: What's Hungerford...? Jerry Song: Hunger for Deez Nuts!

#11290

66

Dec. 8, 2022, 12:15 p.m.

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O'Donovan: I'm so glad all of you are feeling better and have recovered since yesterday!

#11289

2222

Dec. 8, 2022, 9:55 a.m.

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Smolen: I'm trying to imagine Shrek speaking Korean and I just don't see it happening. Smolen: Korean society is too elitist for an ogre speaking Korean.

#11288

1212

Dec. 8, 2022, 9:52 a.m.

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Ace: Do you think I'm gonna put cards against humanity on my resume?

#11287

1113

Dec. 8, 2022, 9:48 a.m.

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Bosse: Let's start with Marijuana! Its MARAAHUANA TIME!

#11286

35

Dec. 7, 2022, 1:54 p.m.

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Bramble: I don't believe I've ever seen ghosts coming out of hot chocolate.

#11285

66

Dec. 7, 2022, 1:53 p.m.

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Bramble: So for about three hours, they expect you to sit down and go into Zoom meetings again and again to learn about classes. Bramble: Are they mad? Katz: You haven't noticed before? Bramble: Sometimes, I'm not paying attention. Bramble: Actually, you can delete that word "sometimes".