#10195

1820

March 8, 2022, 8:49 a.m.

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// End of a proof, Schwartz uses the clapper, Gabe reaches for clapper Schwartz: No, you lost yours! Class: I lost The Game! Schwartz: Now that's how you're supposed to lose. It should be authentic! Schwartz: However, for most of your life, you're winning, you just don't know it. Sean: No, I'm Sean! Schwartz: If I were Duval, your nickname for the next 2 years would be "Winning." That's how she does things.

#10193

1818

March 8, 2022, 7:58 a.m.

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//Delaney talking about his hockey game last night where someone on the other team argued with the ref. Delaney: This man got 30 minutes worth of penalties AFTER THE MATCH ENDED because he couldn't shut his mouth. Delaney: He was just going off on the ref, talking about male genetalia and what he could do with it too. Delaney: Pretty much the most amazing display of "dumb man" thing I have ever seen in my life.

#10191

39

March 7, 2022, 5:02 p.m.

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*stares at traffic honking for about 25 seconds, says nothing* *returns to passing out packets*

#10190

1111

March 7, 2022, 4:26 p.m.

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Kaluta: Newton dabbled in the occult, which was probably easier in the 1600s.

#10189

66

March 7, 2022, 4:25 p.m.

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Kaluta: Now, somebody brilliant -- probably named Kaluta -- said, "let's make them round, and paint the colours."

#10188

2121

March 7, 2022, 4:22 p.m.

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Cirincione: I'm guessing none of you have planned murders.

#10187

1717

March 7, 2022, 4:20 p.m.

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Colby: Mr. Sahu, I have a question. Do you think Mr. Kaluta would be really good at ASMR? //Sahu proceeds to take the question seriously and give an answer

#10186

99

March 7, 2022, 4:16 p.m.

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//teaching vocabulary about animals Subayi: Someday all of you are gonna be rich -- like [Student] -- and you're gonna own a farm. Subayi: So you need to know what's on it.

#10185

1919

March 7, 2022, 4:14 p.m.

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Delaney: I had a professor who would bring a potato gun, and when someone fell asleep in class -- which did happen -- he would shoot the potato gun at them. Will: So your professor was an asshole? Delaney: Yeah, but he was fun. Student: Is that legal? Delaney: It's college.

#10184

99

March 7, 2022, 4:12 p.m.

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//chaotic delaney anthology, march 7 "Bowties are cool." "When I was a small lad -- difficult to imagine, I realise ..." *sketches DNA* "Here's a gene that we have in our DNA, aptly labelled 'BAD'." "My wife and I were having trouble getting a baby the old-fashioned way. 'You're doing it wrong!' -- thanks, Dad." "You live, you die, you spend your entire life in the liver, doing livery things." "I'm gonna get, like, a potato gun, and start shooting people."