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#9719
2020
⚐ Reportvijay: dude these people are like living in a different century srihari: you talking about Amish people? vijay: no I’m talking about Poolesville.
#9718
1616
⚐ ReportDuval: Did you just ask if someone has heard of Reddit? Carlos: ... yeah, just making sure they know. Duval: Have you heard of Netflix? It's this great streaming service! ... Have you heard of Google? Carlos: No, I only use Bing.
#9717
46
⚐ Report//chaotic duval anthology, january 6 "I thought you were just staring at me like 'okay, crazy lady.' And I'd be like 'dang, Colby! Fine! I'll just stare back at you like that.'" "I'm a pretty decent eavesdropper while I'm talking, too." "I don't want to go back to looking at a black screen with white names. Don't make me teach into the void!" "If you don't have pets -- just go outside and show us a squirrel." "Show me a parrot -- or a sibling. I don't care." "Your parents will *love* it if you walk in with your laptop and say 'pssst! It's my mom!'" "Who are the two scientists who discovered the structure of Watson and Crick?"
#9716
88
⚐ Report//Duval visits Analysis 1 Duval: My laundry room flooded yesterday. It was a bad day -- but it flooded because of me, and not a major plumbing issue. Schwartz: That's good! //later Duval: I missed you guys -- the ones I know. ... The ones I don't know, I still miss you -- I just don't know you. //later Schwartz: What line has a constant x-value? //Duval has no answer, Schwartz makes vertical gestures Duval: ... vertical? Schwartz: Round of appluase, everyone! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause
#9715
1717
⚐ ReportDuval: We're moving into cells. Andy: You're locking us up? *Entire class laughs* Duval: Yes.
#9714
1010
⚐ ReportSchwartz: Wait... 1 - 0.4 - 0.6 does not equal 0. Class: Yes it does! Schwartz: Schwartz: Ohhhhhhh
#9713
1717
⚐ ReportGibb, looking over Ace's shoulder as they play protobowl: this is the most random stuff I have ever seen. Gibb: I love it.
#9712
1010
⚐ Report//Roberts is gone Sub: I’ve taught the kids which ends to blow in! *Half of the orchestra in hysterics* // Later Sub: I need a male volunteer because I am not allowed to have a female student alone in the office with me.
#9711
911
⚐ Report// pd. 3 Kyei ADSA Kyei: I've just been nonstop grading, I have no idea who has an A, who has a B, who's close. Jeremy (enthusiastically and hopefully jokingly): I have an E! Kyei: That's crazy, broski!