#9066

1313

March 23, 2021, 1:43 p.m.

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Sloe: There is no way I would clip a hedgehog's nails

#9065

08

March 23, 2021, 11:24 a.m.

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Student: Im trying to fix [a microphone] right now Street: I have a hammer, if you want to borrow it, to fix it ... Street: ... hammer fixes most everything ...

#9064

1313

March 19, 2021, 12:13 p.m.

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Street: So anybody that thinks that five is a lot -- we could increase it for you and make it ten. Street: And then you'd really cry.

#9063

1111

March 19, 2021, 12:12 p.m.

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// explaining the reasons behind an assignment/project Street: Well, we don't like you, and we would like to make you miserable. Street: That's reason number one.

#9062

1313

March 19, 2021, 12:11 p.m.

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Street: I'll tell you when driving a car by yourself gets really helpful and desirable: when you're on a date. // student says something about being driven by a friend to a date Street: You're gonna have your *friend* drive you -- on a *date*! Sure! Good plan.

#9061

99

March 19, 2021, 12:07 p.m.

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Street: Just a little piece of history -- Mr. Ostrander used to be good at handing out abuse. // a bit later Street: Nothing illegal -- just mental abuse.

#9060

59

March 17, 2021, 2:14 p.m.

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Student: I have bankrupted almost the entire nation of Barbados. Student: ... Yay.

#9059

1414

March 16, 2021, 1:38 p.m.

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//pd 8 health Ms. Gonzalez: if I had to get an STI I’d get chlamydia

#9058

2323

March 16, 2021, 10:38 a.m.

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Duval: "Its really weird to see a boy pea and a girl pea . . . out of context that is a very weird sentence."

#9057

2020

March 16, 2021, 10:02 a.m.

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Lodal: "Moronic acid"? // lodal laughs Lodal: That's the kind of juvenile humour I signed up for.