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⚐ ReportKirk: Maybe I should play some Gwar. Kirk: Would you guys prefer "Immortal Corruption" or "I Want More Blood"? Kirk: Maybe we should not listen to Gwar.
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⚐ Report// Someone mentions Isaac Newton Student 1: Ah, yes, the apple man. Student 2: Isn’t that Steve Jobs? Kirk: I bet I could convince a freshman that Steve Jobs invented calculus.
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⚐ ReportNicole: My birth chart has four cancers in it. Nicole: I guess that makes my mom a carcinogen.
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⚐ Report// building bridges in tech Solomon: I’m gonna delete these pieces because I don’t think they do shit. // they did, in fact, do shit // https://youtube.com/shorts/JtnlbkM8EPE
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⚐ ReportO’Donovan: I’m going as fast as I can so you guys don’t fall asleep. Jerry Song: Too late.
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: This lesson will be me telling you guys that you don’t know anything! Schwartz: Hahahaha, suckers!
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: This is a question with many answers and I just hope that you are reading my mind.