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1818

April 21, 2022, 4:14 p.m.

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Subayi: I hope you all are joking when you say you want to be a teacher. You're gonna be poor forever. Subayi: If you want a bank account balance of zero, that's fine. Subayi: The bank calls me, and asks "do you want your balance, sir?" And I say "no! I don't want to start crying!"

#10457

410

April 21, 2022, 3:32 p.m.

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Christopher: are you enjoying watching my balls? Jonah: it's mesmerizing

#10456

-210

April 21, 2022, 3:31 p.m.

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Christopher: I don't know how to identify it, but I do know how to sex it

#10455

1214

April 21, 2022, 1:49 p.m.

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Lodal: Adult coloring books are fantastic!

#10454

1416

April 21, 2022, 1:43 p.m.

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Armand(reading): For the river to rise, the rain must fall. Sahu: I don't know what that means, but it's beautiful.

#10453

1313

April 21, 2022, 12:29 p.m.

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// Hammond walks into diffeq, sees the board Hammond: are those absolute values or matrices? Schwartz: matrices Hammond: thank goodness Hammond: this class has absolutely no value

#10452

1717

April 21, 2022, 11:48 a.m.

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Stephen: Clouds are just white liquid. Luke: You wanna know what else is a white liquid? Stephen: Milk.

#10451

88

April 21, 2022, 8:18 a.m.

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// Topological sort, question is about possible path of math courses Hallisey: One student tried to cheat and asked Mr. Schwartz, who just walked in, instead of doing topological sorting.

#10450

1212

April 21, 2022, 8:15 a.m.

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Kyei: I thought studying psych would be cool, but then I realized I had a lot of issues.

#10449

1515

April 20, 2022, 5:24 p.m.

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//about Ostrander Schwartz: He just walked in one day and started bothering me, because that's what Ostrander does, and he gave me a trophy. Katz: Did he justify the trophy at all? Schwartz: No. //Schwartz still has that trophy, on a shelf in his classroom