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#9370

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Nov. 15, 2021, 8:25 p.m.

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Rose: Period 8, you guys are so quiet! Maybe if I give you candy, you’ll talk more. // Rose pulls out two paper bags with “night party” printed on them from out of the shelves behind his desk Rose: So I stole all my kids’ candy and sorted it into the good stuff and the stuff I don’t like, then put a small section aside to actually give back to them. // Rose asks the class something and Max answers Rose: Yes! Max, you get a piece of candy. Do you want an almond joy or a ring pop? Max: A ring pop Rose: *hurls ring pop across the room* Hmm, maybe I should just put the bag here on this empty table and have you guys go up and take candy for yourselves instead // later Rose: Aaah, middle table didn’t do their homework! Negative candy for you, middle table! Student: That’s a bit harsh Rose: You think so? Maybe I shouldn’t have said that then. Maybe I’ll take that back. Middle table, maybe you don’t have negative candy, lemme think about that

#9369

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Nov. 15, 2021, 12:04 p.m.

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*In bad Yoda voice* John: Prostate exam? John: Interested, I am! ...

#9368

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Nov. 15, 2021, 9:15 a.m.

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Olivero: *talking about Dover marketing differently to men and women* I know it works, because I buy Dove for Men

#9367

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Nov. 15, 2021, 8:35 a.m.

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//spanish 3 galloway: you gotta laugh to be depressed! like this- haha my back hurts!

#9366

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Nov. 13, 2021, 9:39 p.m.

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some days your the dog, some days your the fire hydrant...

#9365

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Nov. 12, 2021, 9:18 p.m.

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// JHU prac Hui: Thank you Andy for having a brain cell, singular.

#9364

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Nov. 12, 2021, 4:47 p.m.

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Mr. Kirk: ten out of ten would not recommend

he said this multiple times last year

kirk

#9363

1111

Nov. 12, 2021, 4:36 p.m.

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if you plug in 1 you get DIE! -rose

#9362

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Nov. 12, 2021, 4:35 p.m.

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//doing a bunch of polynomial long division I cried a little on the outside, and then I cried a little on the inside. -rose

#9361

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Nov. 12, 2021, 4:34 p.m.

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I don’t believe in division. -rose