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#8641
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⚐ ReportRose: I made up a word. Polydextite. At least I hope it's not a word. If it is, then I guess this is exciting. //like 30 seconds later Rose: I have no idea what polydextite means, but it must be something exciting.
#8640
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⚐ ReportKaluta: If it has to equal zero, what does it equal? Class: Kaluta: Let me say that more slowly. If it has to equal zero, what does it equal? Student: zero? Kaluta: ta-da!
#8638
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⚐ ReportMartinez: Also, we're not going to see each other again until Monday. Martinez: That feels like a long time. Martinez: Maybe it's just because I'm growing fond of you. // Silence Martinez: I guess the feeling's not mutual.
#8637
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⚐ Report// 6th period precalc Rose: You know, one of my students in 4th period had their camera off because they were drinking a big cup of orange juice and didn't want me to get jealous. So all of you with your cameras off, I'm going to assume that you're all enjoying a big cup of orange juice, because the alternative is that you're not paying attention, which is Not Good.
#8636
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⚐ Report// Introducing tiger-jumping-to-shark physics problem Schafer: I don't understand you kids these days. *This is the most exciting problem you've ever seen.* // A bit later, lamenting his bad drawing Schafer: Now, the tiger looks like ... a diseased starving rat with orange stripes. And the shark -- it looks like an angry goldfish with teeth. The reality is: I can't really draw very well.
#8635
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⚐ ReportRose: All you people with your cameras off, are you just focusing so hard that you don't want us to see the sweat on your foreheads from doing all this geometry?
#8632
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⚐ Report//Period 4 Analysis II Leela: What are we doing today? Schwartz: The same thing we do every day, Pinky! We're trying to take over the woooooorld!!