#6988

1212

Nov. 29, 2017, 10:58 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Schafer, can you help me on this problem? Schafer: Nah, wait until I eat a dumpling first. Student: But -- Schafer: My snacks come before you!

#6987

33

Nov. 29, 2017, 10:57 a.m.

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//Debate over how to pronounce Charlemagne //Whitacre says "Carl" //Claudia tries to pronounce it in a French way, clears her throat, and coughs repeatedly Whitacre: You even clear your throat in French!

#6979

2424

Nov. 27, 2017, 9:15 a.m.

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Steven: How many freshmen girls are in my basement?

#6973

1317

Nov. 22, 2017, 11:25 a.m.

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Jonathan: blood tastes good. Unfortunately, other people’s blood isn’t kosher.

#6971

35

Nov. 21, 2017, 3:04 p.m.

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//talking about a firedrill Mogge: Mr. Mogge likes to go to second base.

#6968

2121

Nov. 21, 2017, 10:02 a.m.

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//getting excited about a theorem Schwartz (energetically): Are you ready?! Arthur: No. I'm Arthur Schwartz (chuckling): Oh, you're going to make a great dad someday.

#6966

02

Nov. 21, 2017, 9:52 a.m.

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William: Shoot, time to cram Kevin: School is just learning how to cram

#6965

111

Nov. 20, 2017, 10:13 p.m.

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//Picking people to prove various facts Schwartz: Someone pick a number! Ryan: 7 Schwartz: Someone pick a number! Kevin: 7 Schwartz: You two go up! //Ryan and Kevin go up and start writing on the whiteboard

#6964

24

Nov. 20, 2017, 10:10 p.m.

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//Talking across the room Connor: Your intuition is shit!

#6962

04

Nov. 20, 2017, 4 p.m.

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Chandrew: Harris is dead! How will I eat ramen now????