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⚐ Report//Period 4 Precalc C //Rose is trying to get Alan to answer a question, but Alan is eating Rose: Drop-wait what are you eating? //looks closer Rose: A granola bar? Alan, drop the bar!
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⚐ ReportStudent: What? You weren't in part 2. Mr.Paul: Get used to it, one day you're going to do something cool and someone else will get all the credit.
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⚐ Report//Quoting Mr. Pham Reynald: How many time you gonna be wrong today? Evan: You sound like a Chinese mother.
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⚐ Report//Same kid that didn't believe Sambuddha's name Patrick Klees: Do you know my name? Evan: You're George? Patrick Klees *laughing*: No Reynald: His name is Patrick Evan: I don't believe you
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⚐ ReportMr Street, talking to freshmen about four-stroke engines: "You got the intake, compression, power, and exhaust strokes. Or- sue me- suck squeeze bang blow."
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⚐ Report//Pham gets up and announces that he's going to get a cap for a copper solution Misha: Is it a glass cap? Pham: No it glass.
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⚐ Report//Pham enters Period 7 R&E with a book in his hand that was written in Korean Pham: I dunno whether this novel or not... Street: *chuckles* Novel or not! That's like pregnancy...either you are pregnant or you're not!
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⚐ Report// Duval is talking about an assignment Luke: (Interrupting, waving arms wildly) WHO ROBBED ME?! Duval: Could you elaborate on this thievery? Luke: I had some money and a debit card in my phone case and it's gone. Fucheng: Look, it's right there on the ground. Haydn: (Waving arms around and imitating the Luke voice) THE GROUND ROBBED HIM!!! Duval: Good thing Detective Fucheng was on the case.
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⚐ Report//at hackUMBC //volunteer comes in and asks who did not get enough food saying that they will get pizza Volunteer: Who only got bread rolls? //notes down names Brian: All i got was pasta and the worst chicken ever Volunteer: Well that's fine, some people literally only got 6 bread rolls. Tyler: What if they only wanted bread rolls? //Volunteer just walks away silently
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⚐ Report// People are sarcastically making broad existential statements before class Ryan: What is the meaning of life? Stav: TO KICK ASS!!! Ryan: Exactly! Finally, there's someone else who shares my positive outlook on life! Stav: You know, I was quoting you there. Ryan: Oohh. Stav: From like, this morning. Ryan: Sounded familiar.