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#5808
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⚐ Report//During the first Pham test, Jonah goes to Mr. Pham to ask a question Jonah: Does that say 1.00 * 10² ft² or 102 ft²? //Pham was outraged for a good reason
#5807
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⚐ Report//In Complex, talking about Abraham de Moivre and Pierre Alphonse Laurent Noah Levine: The way that French works is you say the first letter and then you don't close your mouth.
#5806
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⚐ Report//In Math Phys, talking about electric fields Schafer: Has anyone here ever made a candle? Mangiafico: [tentatively raises hand] Schafer: You've made a candle? Mangiafico: Like the kind that you dip? Schafer: Yeah. How do you make them? Mangiafico: You... dip them.
#5804
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⚐ ReportAnonymous Lit Student: He's wearing yellow. I don't know if that's symbolism or something.
#5796
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⚐ Report//Discussing the lack of FTC cake in Complex, Schwartz reminds us of the two rules of his classroom Mr. Schwartz' classroom rules: 1. Don't get me in trouble (don't mess up my room). 2. Don't die in my classroom.
#5793
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⚐ ReportPham: You know how Ms. Johnson say, oh Blair is such diverse school? Pham: You know they made the magnet 'cause you all white or asian, right?
#5786
06
⚐ Report//Students, at this time Griffin, are conducting Symphonic Band while Oldham handles playing tests in his office Griffin: Guys! I need complete silence to aid my creative processes! Hannah: You have none
#5784
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⚐ Report//During a Complex Analysis lecture Schwartz: "What did you learn today Jason?" Jason: "There are no different seahorses." //Class laughs
#5781
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⚐ Report//Schafer and Stein walk into Optics, announcing that Vishnu is in trouble Schafer: What class is this? Davis: Optics. Schafer: I can see that. Stein (to Vishnu): Look at this form, and look at where you should have signed your name. Now we've learned from optics. Vishnu: Oh. (Signs form)
#5768
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: "This class [complex] is for students who wake up in the morning and think...math! Today's a good day because I have math!"