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#5741

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Jan. 20, 2016, 2:56 p.m.

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//Waiting in the hallway Naveen: That bathroom smells like weed. Kevin: What? Let's go!

Wait, how did they know the smell of weed in the first place?

#5739

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Jan. 14, 2016, 6:01 p.m.

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//Girls Who Code comes up on Infoflow Dr. Davis: At this age, they should be identifying as women, not girls.

#5738

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Jan. 14, 2016, 10:21 a.m.

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Ryan Tse: I wanna see Steven's legs

#5737

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Jan. 13, 2016, 9:39 p.m.

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//During Silver Chips Online's story session, where everyone gets in a circle and shares ideas for stories to publish Eleanor: Someone's been releasing stink bombs and no one knows who it is. We could do a news article on that. Divya: Thaaat's what that was? I thought someone had a stomach problem! *Bobby and Brian stare at Divya, dumbfounded*

#5736

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Jan. 13, 2016, 6:05 p.m.

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//Before a small test Davis: Take out any murderous weapons such as knives and... Kevin: Don't tell anyone, I still have my knife here.

#5734

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Jan. 8, 2016, 4:44 p.m.

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Rose: My girlfriend gave me this panda a week ago (picks up plush panda). When I got him the proportions were perfect. He looked exactly like Bei Bei. But then he grew, and now I need a new panda.

#5733

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Jan. 8, 2016, 4:34 p.m.

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//Ms. Russell talking about how credit works Russell: But if I tried to make a "Real Housewife of Potomac" living in a multi-million dollar house, the bank would be taking a huge risk investing in me.

#5732

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Jan. 7, 2016, 10:02 p.m.

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Wright: So I was looking over your projects, and some of your test class names didn't match the folder names. In the other algorithms class, there was a boy whose class name was Test-name of a girl in the class. I thought, "Hmm, he must have crush on her." And then later, there was another class also named Test--name of girl. And the code looked very similar. I think copied the other file by mistake. Yeah, luckily, I didn't say anything to the boy, although I did tell the girl, "Hey, I think this boy has a crush on you." Class:Umm...

Huh? Also, did she not even consider the possibility that he just copied her file and didn't change the name?

wright, crush, facepalm

#5731

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Jan. 7, 2016, 1:09 p.m.

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Stein: Who else's partner is absent Alex Brassel: Mine. Vishnu. Stein: We call him Vishy-D

#5730

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Jan. 7, 2016, 11:08 a.m.

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//Day of Blair soccer game vs. WJ in Magnet Statistics Stein: "Everyone write a probability down as the title of your homework" *everyone in class writes titles* Stein: "Jordi, what's yours?" Jordi: "What is the portability Blair soccer wins tonight? 1" *Class and Stein laugh* Stein: "OK. Jimmy what's yours?" *Jimmy laughs uncontrollably* Jimmy: "What's the probability that Jimmy scores tonight? .999" *Class laughs loudly* Stein: "Oh my god, you're the most conceited person ever." //That night Blair Soccer won, and Jimmy scored two goals, both assisted by Jordi.

//Day of Blair soccer game vs. WJ in Magnet Statistics //That night Blair Soccer won, and Jimmy scored two goals, both assisted by Jordi.

jordi, jimmy, soccer, stein