#4987

99

May 30, 2014, 12:14 p.m.

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Schafer: *Discussing history of fundamental elements* Fire, Earth, Air, and Water. Francis: And then there's The Fifth Element, starring Bruce Willis. Schafer: And then the Sixth Sense, also starring Bruce Willis. *Dicussion among half the class about a seventh movie* Schafer: What do you got for eight? Francis: Uh.......Surrog-eight, starring Bruce Willis.

#4986

1820

May 29, 2014, 12:41 a.m.

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//In Analysis II, while listing ways to solve a given differential equation Cathy: We can always do guess and check. Schwartz: Yeah! We can all be Mike for today. Mike: Woah. Mike does NOT check.

#4985

15

May 27, 2014, 7:16 p.m.

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//Julian visits a website and gets a popup Julian: Ugh. I hate popups. Martin: Don't use that website. Josh: Use Adblock. Ramu: Remove it with Javascript!

#4979

55

May 26, 2014, 7:02 p.m.

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Student: Well are you sure none of the CAP teachers smoke pot? *class snickers* Simel: Ohhh... I know exactly who you're thinking of... *class snickers* Simel: Umm... I don't think so... I mean... I could see why y'all would think so... but no.

#4978

13

May 26, 2014, 6:54 p.m.

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Bustillos: What did you... do to your hair? Student: I... I cut it. Bustillos: Oh... I don't like it. Change it back!

#4977

111

May 25, 2014, 12:29 p.m.

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//Every single class after Puzzlepalooza Robert: They call it Puzzlepalooza, but I call it PuzzleAWINNAH

#4976

1416

May 25, 2014, 12:25 p.m.

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Robert Rose: Why don't you have a Facebook? Ben Holland: You know how some people value themselves by how many friends they have on Facebook? Robert: Yes... Ben: Well I value myself by how many times people ask me why I don't have a Facebook.

#4970

11

May 24, 2014, 5:07 p.m.

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//Grossman has brought up again why he won't add Forrest Gump to the cinematic analysis list Student: Can you add Frozen? Grossman: I took my kids to see that movie. It was scary. Student: What? Another Student: I haven't even seen it yet and it's not scary! Third Student: Can we watch it now? The [other class across the hall] was when we were taking a test! Grossman: No, but when you think about it, there's this crazy Swedish chick with ice powers. Tell me that's not scary. Student: Okay, first of all, she's Norwegian... //This went on for a good five minutes

#4969

44

May 24, 2014, 5:03 p.m.

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//Spanish 3 with Galloway, we're somehow talking about movies we would rather be watching in class than reviewing for a test Student: Frozen! //Student begins singing "Let it Go," others join in Galloway: N-n-n-n-no, in *Spanish.* //Student has a beat and pulls out a piece of paper and a dictionary Student: Okie-dokie! //Five minutes later... Student: Hey, Sra. Galloway, como se dice "Do You Wanna Build A Snowman" en Espanol, por favor? //Cue epic singalong time

#4968

17

May 24, 2014, 4:59 p.m.

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//Grossman hasn't shown up for a CAP 9 US History class for 20 minutes and everyone is just goofing off when Simel pokes her head in from next door Simel: Uh...where's Grossman? //The class goes quiet Simel: Okay, then, I was just gonna return [Random Student's] agenda book that they left in my room... //Simel returns the book and then cautiously backs out the door while everyone suppresses chuckles