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#4394

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Jan. 18, 2013, 11:38 a.m.

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//After finishing the shoe project in Materials Science, students have gone outside to test the durability of their shoes by playing kickball Kaluta: Okay, Jacob Kirkendall, you can be the 5th period team's captain. Michael Katz: Oh my god, we have a Captain Kirk.

#4393

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Jan. 12, 2013, 9:52 a.m.

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Roberts: So take out your pencils and mark up your music! That's why pencils were invented, to mark up music! Billy: THAT'S why pencils were invented?!

#4392

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Jan. 11, 2013, 11:59 p.m.

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//Mr. Bustillos is talking about dancing Rachel: Do you pick up girls when you go dancing, Mr. Bustillos? Mr. Bustillos: Well, it's not really about girls for me, Rachel. Class: Umm...

#4391

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Jan. 11, 2013, 11:45 p.m.

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Grossman: I was so high when I was in the Peace Corps... //General gasping Grossman: I mean altitude-wise!

#4390

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Jan. 11, 2013, 6:06 p.m.

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//Discussing repoopulation, where poop is reingested to help with digestive issues Shaun: What guy said "Oh yea, let's just try eating poop"? Neil Davey: No!  It's actually ingenious.

#4389

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Jan. 11, 2013, 12:44 p.m.

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Grossman: If you're traveling to a different country, have the courtesy to buy illegal substances IN the country - don't bring them through the airport!

#4387

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Jan. 11, 2013, 12:43 p.m.

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//Talking about Wall Street and economics Grossman: Basic lesson: Buy low sell high. Well, not literally. Don't sell high.

Grossman talking about the stock market. the drugs came out of nowhere

grossman, high

#4386

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Jan. 11, 2013, 11:13 a.m.

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Jack: Linux is great. It can go through infinite loops in, like, 5 seconds.

#4385

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Jan. 11, 2013, 8:47 a.m.

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Mike: There are libraries, but are there any truthbraries? Eric: There is a Lie Algebra, but is there any Truth Algebra? Mike: Yes, Boolean Algebra.

#4384

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Jan. 9, 2013, 7:48 p.m.

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//Michael had written on the board "'The curtains are blue.' What your teacher thinks: 'The curtains represent his immense depression and lack of will to carry on.' What the author meant: 'The curtains were BLUE!!!!'" Gibboney: Moving on...what's the theme of Catcher in the Rye? Kjell: The curtains were blue.