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#4359

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Dec. 18, 2012, 10:58 p.m.

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//Talking about the resonance structures of benzene molecules Eva: But benzene is a commie molecule - the electrons are shared equally between all the carbons.

#4358

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Dec. 18, 2012, 10:54 p.m.

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//Stelzner realizes that his assigned seating has unwittingly segregated the class by gender Stelzner: What the hell is this, a middle school dance? MINGLE!

#4357

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Dec. 18, 2012, 5:41 p.m.

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//Cathy is helping debug Sarah's program in ADSB Cathy: I think your problem is that the condition for one of your if statements is flipped. Sarah: Oh I know! I probably flipped one of those equal sign thingies!

#4356

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Dec. 16, 2012, 7:29 p.m.

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//Students are complaining about work Lodal: The more you complain, the more I am going to make you write it out. Student: You are such a great teacher Mr. Lodal. Lodal. I know!

#4355

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Dec. 16, 2012, 7:28 p.m.

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Levien: If I wasn't in a good mood coming out of my 6th period most days, some of you guys would not make it out of here... //Class laughs Student: That's funny because we are being threatened.

#4354

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Dec. 16, 2012, 7:26 p.m.

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//Ms. Cullen is on the computer Cullen: Alright, what am I looking for....oh yeah, I am looking for the Internet.

#4353

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Dec. 16, 2012, 7:25 p.m.

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Cullen: John why are you so dressed up today? Are you going to court? John: No, basketball //A minute later Max: He actually is going to court

#4352

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Dec. 13, 2012, 12:10 p.m.

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//Girl with a camera walks into Whitacre's 3rd period Whitacre: What are you here for, who do you need, and why didn't you knock? Answer the first question! Girl: I need to take pictures of juniors for the yearbook. Whitacre: Come back in 20 minutes. Girl: Ugh..... Whitacre: Fine, 15 minutes. I'm nice. Girl: Yay! (leaves)

#4351

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Dec. 12, 2012, 4:32 p.m.

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//CAP kid is finishing a test faster than the rest of the class, which is mostly Magnet. Freeman: What now Magnets? What do you have to say to that? Harrison: She got sleep.

#4350

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Dec. 12, 2012, 3:45 p.m.

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//Listening to results from jazz band festival Roberts: So, this adjudicator is our favorite... Mr. Butts. //Class laughs Travis: What'd he give us? Roberts: A one. Berlin: Was Mr. Butts on crack?