#4349

416

Dec. 12, 2012, 8:01 a.m.

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M-E: Wouldn't be funny if an English teacher got colon cancer?

#4348

8894

Dec. 12, 2012, 7:45 a.m.

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Rose: Suppose you have n friends Teddy: I wish I had n friends.

#4347

1212

Dec. 12, 2012, 7:38 a.m.

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Whitacre: Slaves have been here as long as one can remember. Take marriage for example.

#4346

11

Dec. 12, 2012, 7:36 a.m.

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Klein: I don't want you people, especially you boys, to worry how long it is. Class: ... Klein: Not like that you freaks!

#4344

44

Dec. 10, 2012, 9:55 p.m.

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//Reading Hamlet Stelzner: So, see, Claudius knows that Laertes is the people's man. He's who they want to be king. Get it? Class: (uncertain) Stelzner: Come on, okay. He's the guy who goes around partying in France and killing people with his sword and staying in whorehouses. HE IS THE 99%.

#4343

11

Dec. 10, 2012, 10:42 a.m.

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Ms. Hanak: I have kids; when you try and put something in my hand, I do not hold it.

#4342

88

Dec. 9, 2012, 9:14 p.m.

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//Discussing fanny packs John: It's my magnet toolbelt! Sankar: Magnet toolbelt, not magnet tool belt. There's a big difference.

#4341

46

Dec. 9, 2012, 8:37 p.m.

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//During AP World Christine: My parents speak really bad English! Whitacre: You mean poor?

#4340

1414

Dec. 9, 2012, 7:52 p.m.

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(Speaking in an anecdote) Mr. Klein: So when my wife was planning her wedding- Liam (Interrupting): Wait a minute, planning HER wedding? Not OUR wedding? //Pause Klein: Oh. Well, I showed up and did what they asked me to do!

#4339

315

Dec. 9, 2012, 1:59 p.m.

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//Going over motifs Clay: And what is this called? Albert: Of Mice and Men. Clay: .....facepalm //Class laughs Albert: Wait, I don't get it.