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#4298

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Nov. 12, 2012, 2:34 p.m.

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Conor Brennan: (talking about donating blood) Be sure to always give 100%.

#4296

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Nov. 12, 2012, 7:49 a.m.

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Pham: I get fish this weekend. I put it in a cup of water. You know what happen? It die!

#4295

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Nov. 12, 2012, 7:48 a.m.

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// In ModSim, class is in lab Pham: Everybody look up! // Class all looks at ceiling Pham: No, look at me. See that box over there of food? It is empty. If you guys all bring in 10 items of food by tomorrow... Class: Ten items, by tomorrow??? Pham: You know I being sarcastic, right? You don't have to bring in 10, you can bring in 20.

#4293

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Nov. 9, 2012, 7:08 p.m.

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//Alex Woo draws PSY from Gangnam Style as Captain Zero for Analysis 1B. Stein is presenting everyone's artwork and holds Alex's up. Stein: So here we have Alex Woo's nice picture... //He stares at it for a few seconds Stein: ...Alex, did you draw Kim Jong Il?

#4292

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Nov. 8, 2012, 8:49 p.m.

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Student (to Whitacre): Good morning. Whitacre: That's what you think.

Several students have fallen into this trap.

whitacre, pbe

#4291

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Nov. 8, 2012, 12:22 p.m.

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//In 3rd period Bryan Chung: I'm so tired, I got no sleep last class.

#4288

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Nov. 1, 2012, 11:48 p.m.

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Student: Wow, Ms. Duval, you should be a rapper. Duval: (nodding slowly)...Dupac.

#4287

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Nov. 1, 2012, 9:19 a.m.

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Pham: Wait, how is I have more students than I is supposed to have?

#4286

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Nov. 1, 2012, 12:36 a.m.

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Pham: What can you use instead of toothpaste to brush your teeth? Avikar: Actually, I use shampoo. Saurav: Is that all you use shampoo for?

#4282

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Oct. 27, 2012, 2:54 p.m.

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//In Comp Gov Tom: Hey, wanna hear a joke? Bynum: Sure. Tom: So a polar bear walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a beer. //Class laughs reluctantly Bynum: ...okay, cool. //Bynum goes on teaching for 5 minutes. //Tom raises his hand. Bynum: Tom? Tom: And then the bear orders some nuts, and the bartender says, "Hey why the long pause?" And the polar bear says "I'm a beeeeeeaaaar!"