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#10323

1717

March 22, 2022, 12:15 p.m.

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Hui: Do you want to hear some life advice from the resident seniors? Hui: Don’t drink Carolina reaper hot sauce. // later Hui: Want to hear another piece of life advice? Hui: Don’t ask Delaney for antacids. He’ll give you this. (holds up a bottle. Label is captioned "laxative.") Hui: This is from the chem storage room.

//notably Delaney's correct and it *was* an antacid it just also would not really have been the best idea for the specific situation it was meant for. I also asked Duval later and she said "did you try the chem storage rooms" so actually the best life advice here is "don't do stuff that's the very specific kind of stupid where you then require antacids while at blair"

delaney, reaper, hui, spicy

#10322

2222

March 22, 2022, 12:09 p.m.

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Chris Jin: I microwaved a spoon 5 years ago and nothing happened.

#10321

33

March 22, 2022, 10:23 a.m.

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//in thermo class Kayo: Snakes are just smooth spiders.

#10320

1010

March 22, 2022, 10:12 a.m.

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Subayi: In Japan, they're much more advanced technologically than us. Even with how developed we are, they have better technology. Subayi: When students go to school, their phones don't work, they have a technology that makes it that way. Subayi: And you know what, that's coming here. Student: No! Subayi: Oh yes it is! Other student (who is a senior): I'll have graduated!

Not totally sure whether that is the case in Japan or not

subayi, phone

#10319

2929

March 22, 2022, 10:09 a.m.

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Isak: Uhh, Mr. Kaluta, I think we have a problem. *Mr. Kaluta walks over* Isak (to Kelin): So, do you wanna tell him, or do you want me to do it? Mr. Kaluta: Did you blow it up? Kelin: Yes.

#10318

66

March 22, 2022, 8:35 a.m.

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Duval, screaming: CA-CAW! CA-CAAAWW!! CA-CAAAW!!

gotta collect everyone at the end of ento somehow //mod note: however loud you think this is, you're wrong and the answer is "louder"

ento, duval

#10317

1519

March 22, 2022, 8:20 a.m.

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// Wellness day Schwartz: I will be teaching the seniors how to do taxes. Schwartz: The time between downloading the software and being done with my taxes is at most an hour. // Talking about SAT day Schwartz: You come in at 1:30 to have 1 hour of 8th period and a 45 minute 9th period, and you're not getting any instruction. Schwartz: As an instructor, I am not allowed to advocate for truancy. Schwartz: Moving on.

#10316

1717

March 22, 2022, 8:05 a.m.

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//on upcoming robotics project Kaluta: I won't let you pick people to be in a group with, but you can veto specific people, and I'll make sure you're not in a group with them. Jeremy: What if I veto everyone except my friends? Kaluta: If you try to game the system like that, I'll put you in the group of people who game the system like that, and you'll end up with one of them. //later, bell rang, some students stay to talk to Kaluta Katz: What if I veto the robot? Kaluta: Go away!

#10315

88

March 21, 2022, 8:16 p.m.

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Lodal: "You guys should focus on my class, not some other dumb class!" Lodal two seconds later: "Feel free to put that on BlairBash." Lodal two seconds later: "Actually, don't. BlairBash ruins your mental health." Student in class: "My mental health is already ruined."

everyday banter in Block D chem //mod note: contd. from 10312

lodal, chemistry

#10314

99

March 21, 2022, 8:14 p.m.

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"We could express this as C3 H8 O2. We could also express this as C6 H16 O4. We could also express this as C9 H... 8 times 3... O6."