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#10197
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: What is language but an agreed delusion? // Later Schwartz: I see a squiggle here, I also see the same squiggle here. Schwartz: Let's switch the squiggle, let's make a new squiggle.
#10196
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⚐ Report// Learning about WWII Addi: Who was the leader of Japan in World War 2? *Student starts jumping up and down with her hand raised* Student: Oh! Oh! I know! It's Kim Jong-un!
#10195
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⚐ Report// End of a proof, Schwartz uses the clapper, Gabe reaches for clapper Schwartz: No, you lost yours! Class: I lost The Game! Schwartz: Now that's how you're supposed to lose. It should be authentic! Schwartz: However, for most of your life, you're winning, you just don't know it. Sean: No, I'm Sean! Schwartz: If I were Duval, your nickname for the next 2 years would be "Winning." That's how she does things.
#10193
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⚐ Report//Delaney talking about his hockey game last night where someone on the other team argued with the ref. Delaney: This man got 30 minutes worth of penalties AFTER THE MATCH ENDED because he couldn't shut his mouth. Delaney: He was just going off on the ref, talking about male genetalia and what he could do with it too. Delaney: Pretty much the most amazing display of "dumb man" thing I have ever seen in my life.
#10191
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⚐ Report*stares at traffic honking for about 25 seconds, says nothing* *returns to passing out packets*
#10189
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⚐ ReportKaluta: Now, somebody brilliant -- probably named Kaluta -- said, "let's make them round, and paint the colours."
#10187
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⚐ ReportColby: Mr. Sahu, I have a question. Do you think Mr. Kaluta would be really good at ASMR? //Sahu proceeds to take the question seriously and give an answer
#10186
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⚐ Report//teaching vocabulary about animals Subayi: Someday all of you are gonna be rich -- like [Student] -- and you're gonna own a farm. Subayi: So you need to know what's on it.