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#9727
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⚐ Report//about John Kim Jack: If he told me he was Rose's adopted son, I'd believe him.
#9726
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⚐ Report//Duval explains the rapid tests Duval: Other than that you're not peeing on it, it's mostly the same as a pregnancy test ... which is an analogy that will hopefully be lost on most of you. //later Andy: What happens if I pee on it? Duval: ... probably nothing? But don't pee on it! Andy: Alright, I know what I'm doing tonight.
#9725
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⚐ Report// Watching Julius Caesar Rao: And he's drinking scotch, which is the drink of narcissistic military men. Jeremy: I love scotch!
#9724
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⚐ Report// SRP Presentations John Kim: Uhhh...This is an integral symbol. Ignore that. John: You know light is a photon, and photons are bosons! What are fermions, electrons are fermions! John: Alright, you know everything about quantum mechanics!
#9723
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⚐ Report// Talking about cell campaign project Duval: If you guys are done, there are a lot of other things we can do you know? Evan(whispering): Like actually learning biology?
#9719
2020
⚐ Reportvijay: dude these people are like living in a different century srihari: you talking about Amish people? vijay: no I’m talking about Poolesville.
#9718
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⚐ ReportDuval: Did you just ask if someone has heard of Reddit? Carlos: ... yeah, just making sure they know. Duval: Have you heard of Netflix? It's this great streaming service! ... Have you heard of Google? Carlos: No, I only use Bing.
#9717
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⚐ Report//chaotic duval anthology, january 6 "I thought you were just staring at me like 'okay, crazy lady.' And I'd be like 'dang, Colby! Fine! I'll just stare back at you like that.'" "I'm a pretty decent eavesdropper while I'm talking, too." "I don't want to go back to looking at a black screen with white names. Don't make me teach into the void!" "If you don't have pets -- just go outside and show us a squirrel." "Show me a parrot -- or a sibling. I don't care." "Your parents will *love* it if you walk in with your laptop and say 'pssst! It's my mom!'" "Who are the two scientists who discovered the structure of Watson and Crick?"
#9716
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⚐ Report//Duval visits Analysis 1 Duval: My laundry room flooded yesterday. It was a bad day -- but it flooded because of me, and not a major plumbing issue. Schwartz: That's good! //later Duval: I missed you guys -- the ones I know. ... The ones I don't know, I still miss you -- I just don't know you. //later Schwartz: What line has a constant x-value? //Duval has no answer, Schwartz makes vertical gestures Duval: ... vertical? Schwartz: Round of appluase, everyone! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause