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#8639

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Oct. 9, 2020, 1:07 p.m.

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Kaluta: I am incredibly strong

("but not that strong")

kaluta

#8638

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Oct. 8, 2020, 3:44 p.m.

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Martinez: Also, we're not going to see each other again until Monday. Martinez: That feels like a long time. Martinez: Maybe it's just because I'm growing fond of you. // Silence Martinez: I guess the feeling's not mutual.

#8637

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Oct. 7, 2020, 4:15 p.m.

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// 6th period precalc Rose: You know, one of my students in 4th period had their camera off because they were drinking a big cup of orange juice and didn't want me to get jealous. So all of you with your cameras off, I'm going to assume that you're all enjoying a big cup of orange juice, because the alternative is that you're not paying attention, which is Not Good.

#8636

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Oct. 6, 2020, 3:22 p.m.

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// Introducing tiger-jumping-to-shark physics problem Schafer: I don't understand you kids these days. *This is the most exciting problem you've ever seen.* // A bit later, lamenting his bad drawing Schafer: Now, the tiger looks like ... a diseased starving rat with orange stripes. And the shark -- it looks like an angry goldfish with teeth. The reality is: I can't really draw very well.

#8635

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Oct. 6, 2020, 2:12 p.m.

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Rose: All you people with your cameras off, are you just focusing so hard that you don't want us to see the sweat on your foreheads from doing all this geometry?

#8634

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Oct. 6, 2020, 12:32 a.m.

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Anika: What do you eat your Maggi with? Ezra: fork

Maggi is basically Indian ramen and every Indian kid's childhood. Common garnishes include frozen vegetables and eggs.

noodles, food, maggi

#8633

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Oct. 5, 2020, 3:39 p.m.

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Kirk: I'm gonna call it, like, ... g-sub-e -- for evil...

#8632

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Oct. 5, 2020, 1:44 p.m.

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//Period 4 Analysis II Leela: What are we doing today? Schwartz: The same thing we do every day, Pinky! We're trying to take over the woooooorld!!

#8631

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Oct. 5, 2020, 11:07 a.m.

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Lodal: Now, some people call this the moist adiabatic rate instead of the wet adiabatic rate. I'm pretty sure they're just doing it so they have an excuse to use the word moist in class, and I'm okay with that.

#8630

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Oct. 5, 2020, 10:54 a.m.

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Lodal: Thermo. I skipped that class too much in college.