#7128

1616

Jan. 18, 2018, 10:52 a.m.

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Noah Singer: I had a nightmare last night that this monster told me ZFC was absolutely consistent. I killed it with a shopping cart.

#7124

77

Jan. 17, 2018, 10 p.m.

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//Kicks Shwetha out of group chat Enya: Darcy can only have one #1 student

#7118

08

Jan. 16, 2018, 6:43 p.m.

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//Rne, giving Eric a hard time about science bowl again. Alan: Hey stop being mean to my friend bro Street: You have friends?

#7115

44

Jan. 16, 2018, 11:44 a.m.

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Wensen: I'm pretty sure that if I doused you in isoporpyl and lit you on fire it would be more than your hair that burned.

#7113

77

Jan. 16, 2018, 9:45 a.m.

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Lodal: Every week I hate humanity a little more.

#7112

88

Jan. 14, 2018, 10:41 p.m.

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//Student is doing Spanish HW, Rose looks over her shoulder Rose: What Spanish are you in? 1? 2? Student: 4 Rose: Woah, shouldn't you be done learning "gustar" by now?

#7110

410

Jan. 12, 2018, 3:58 p.m.

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//on the bus Priyanka: I did it again. Andrew: You lost your phone? Harris: Check your backpack, it’s usually there. //frantically looks through first pocket of backpack Priyanka: I can feel it at the bottom! //frantically looks in the bottom of every pocket Priyanka: wait... //looks down in lap, realizes that her phone is there

#7108

1010

Jan. 12, 2018, 1:57 p.m.

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Kaluta: We have some non-newtonian fluid to play with if you'd like Mr. Street. Street: Nah, I'm probably gonna go crush the souls of some freshman.

#7107

77

Jan. 12, 2018, 1:39 p.m.

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Stein: Has anyone taken... that class? AP... AP... Mitochondria? *class laughs* Student: Biology? Stein: Yeah, AP Bio! Do you do chi-squared tests in that class?

#7101

1111

Jan. 9, 2018, 10:25 p.m.

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//Physics, imagining the reaction of the man who discovers the first battery, a primitive apparatus consisting of urine, a pot, and metals Schafer: The guy could have said, "My pee is magical! I am king now!" At least that's what I would have said.