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#5217
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⚐ Report// Announcements about the PSAT Norton: MCPS be like, yo dawg, I heard you like practice SATs, so I gave you a practice packet so you can practice while you practice.
#5216
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⚐ ReportMogge: You guys are so smart, I want to take you home with me... //after a five second pause Mogge: Not really, that would be weird. //A couple minutes later Mogge: Actually, what I need is to take you to my 8th period, not home with me.
#5215
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⚐ Report\\Mr. Street walks into Pd. 3 POE Student: "Ooh! Mr. Street, would you like to participate in LoveScope?" Mr. Kaluta: "He's married!" \\Mr. Street has a strange expression and leaves Mr. Kaluta: "But that doesn't mean he doesn't want to participate"
#5214
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⚐ ReportLodal: I have no problem making up blatantly false information to pass along in Earth Science every once in awhile. So when you get to another teachers' class, they're like, "What??"
#5213
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⚐ ReportMr. Rose: So what do you do when it doesn't factor? //silence Mr. Rose: You cry. And then you do the quadratic formula.
#5212
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⚐ ReportNorton: Class, the reason we didn't have a lecture today is that I don't understand this stuff myself. So if anyone knows the material, feel free to come up here and explain it.
#5211
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⚐ ReportStudent: Sra. Bodin? Cuadrado: Sra. Bodin? No soy Sra. Bodin. Yo soy más guapa! (I'm not Sra. Bodin. I am better looking!) //class laughs Cuadrado: Es cierto o falso, Calvin? (True or false, Calvin?) Calvin: Uhh... //awkward silence
#5209
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⚐ Report\\A student is using her phone in class. Klein walks over. Mr. Klein: "Is that...Vladimir Putin shirtless on horseback! This is great!" \\He takes the student's phone Mr. Klein: "Here, let's pass this around. He's so virile looking! Do you guys ever wonder why Obama doesn't do something like this? Am I the only one who thinks this is funny?"
#5208
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⚐ Report\\AP Lang was doing visual analysis of political comics Student: "Obama looks like he's wearing socks" Mr. Klein: "Yea! Obama seems to be wearing elfin footwear! So that means we don't know if he's Aladdin, or if he's a subjunctive clause!"