#4577

02

Sept. 13, 2013, 12:43 p.m.

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During Graphics, opening up safari, group of students find out that iPhone 5C is out. Brian Ko: Awwh. I love that color scheme! I want one now. Fowler: What do you have now? Brian Ko: Galaxy S3. Fowler: That's pretty up to date. Highschool kids are so spoiled now. Brian Ko: But it's pretty. Fowler: Just get sugar mommy to cough up some dough and get one!

#4576

46

Sept. 12, 2013, 4:40 p.m.

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//Klein mentions the Blair tasing incident from the 2012-2013 school year. Robert Rose: Why would you punch a cop? What do you get out of punching a cop? It's like punching a cactus!

#4575

1212

Sept. 7, 2013, 7:09 p.m.

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// 9th period AP World Francis: So I heard it was the oldest profession... Whitacre: Mathematician? Francis: No, prostitution. Whitacre: Same difference.

#4574

77

Sept. 7, 2013, 3:28 p.m.

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John: Jared, I don't like you because when God made you, he overcooked you.

#4573

11

Sept. 6, 2013, 2:43 p.m.

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Jared Lichtman: So you just look at the tension and you see that it's just a recursive acceleration blob thing.

#4562

99

Sept. 3, 2013, 7:24 p.m.

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Rose: So say there's been someone stealing your orange juice. And you know it's Fred, or that guy, or that other guy. So you kill them off one by one... Wait, that example doesn't actually work like it was supposed to.

#4561

39

Sept. 3, 2013, 7:20 p.m.

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Harrison: You don't swallow your toothpaste, man? It tastes great! And then when you burp it up it tastes all minty and shit.

#4560

24

Aug. 30, 2013, 12:16 p.m.

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Emily: I will not get Phamnesia. I will remember freshman year.

#4559

33

Aug. 29, 2013, 6:03 p.m.

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//Discussing Spanish teachers Richard: Galloway is the best! She taught us how to say horny!

#4558

48

Aug. 22, 2013, 1:25 p.m.

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//At freshmen orientation, kids are asking questions of a counselor, who makes them state their name and middle school. Micheal: My name is Micheal, and I went to Pyle Middle School, also known as PMS. //Freshmen erupt in laughter