#4521

13

April 26, 2013, 8:52 a.m.

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Street: Fair is an f-word...

#4520

2626

April 24, 2013, 8:23 p.m.

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//Someone asked a girl to prom by putting a sign on top of Blair's roof. PA: Please do not endanger your own safety to ask someone to prom. Rose: Do it anyway. Do it in the name of love!

#4519

1616

April 23, 2013, 1:01 p.m.

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Pham: Good thing I not bad guy because I really be bad guy.

#4518

22

April 22, 2013, 8:16 p.m.

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//Pham discussing the tie-dye lab Pham: Ostrander come in, say why you make the kid do laundry every year?

#4517

44

April 22, 2013, 6:31 p.m.

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Billy: Mr. Pham, when the factory exploded, it reminded me of you.

#4515

44

April 19, 2013, 1:14 p.m.

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Ashu: I dread every time I have to sit down and think.

#4514

26

April 19, 2013, 12:05 a.m.

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Neel: I wouldn't want to be walking around the Middle East with an American accent. Samir: I would just want to be walking around the Middle East. Neel: Hey, Dubai is a cool city. Samir: Yeah, I'd want to go to Dubai. Alex McArtor: The only place in the Middle East where I'd feel safe is India. Samir: Thats not in the Middle East. Alex McArtor: It technically is, right? Neel: No...

#4513

66

April 17, 2013, 4:59 p.m.

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Cathy: Wait, you got a haircut, too?! Eric: It's preparation for USAMO. Cathy: I see. Magnet cult rituals.

#4512

2872

April 17, 2013, midnight

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Jason Ma: Mr. Schafer, do you go to church? Mr. Schafer: Umm... Jason Ma: Mr. Schafer, DID YOU HAVE A FATHER?! //Mr. Schafer and the class stare at Jason

#4511

11

April 15, 2013, 7:38 p.m.

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//During concert band Stephens: Willie, are you sure you have the timpani music? Or is it the tuba part? Willie: Oh... this says flute.