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⚐ Report//Klein's class doesn't want to write a rhetorical analysis. Klein sees a disorganized pile of books. Klein: Well you kinda have to... OH MY GOD! //Klein flips a table and runs to rearrange the pile of books. Klein: Class can't continue until I finish this! //Class begins applauding.
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⚐ Report//In Study Hall before presenting for SRP Richard: Guess who still hasn't printed out his poster? This guy! Jason: How did you still get an A in SRP? Richard: I guess I was just too high...
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⚐ Report//Stat homework, explaining random vs. arbitrary selection; Matt shows a page that displays the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4 Matt: Sankar, pick one. Sankar: One. Matt: Why did you chose one? Sankar: You said pick one, so I picked "one". Matt: OK, pick another number. Sankar: One.
#4457
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⚐ ReportHorne: You know how the guy from Family Circus covers his eyes and then pretends that everyone goes away? //Horne covers his eyes, nothing happens Horne: Sh*t.
#4456
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⚐ Report//The bell rings earlier than Rose thought it would. Rose: I thought the convention for this class is 7.5 minutes, not 5... HAKAN!
#4455
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⚐ Report//Talking about snap, crackle, and pop. Rose: Every year some kid asks me which came first: the cereal or the physics.
#4454
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⚐ Report//Explaining jerk Rose: Let's say there's a speed camera nearby so you're driving at 25 mph... because there's really no other reason to drive at 25 mph.
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⚐ Report//Ms. Backus is subbing in for Duval. Backus: I need you to write your names REALLY BIG, my eyes aren't as good as they used to be. Cathy: Ugh...
#4452
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⚐ Report//PTC Paper in Biology Andrea: (Nonchalant) Hmm. This tastes horrible. *shrugs* Shubham: AH, GOD. That's HORRIBLE! William: Eh, not the worst. *keeps in mouth* //Matthew, Ishaan, Rahul, and Dallas step up. Dallas doubles over. The rest have no reaction. Ishaan: It's just paper. Calvin: URGGHH *runs to the trash can* Jared: It tastes like burnt chicken. Megan: IT TASTES LIKE CACTUS! Student: ...How do you know what cactus tastes like?