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#4108
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⚐ Report//Manesha's sleeping in world Moose: Are you on drugs? Manesha: No... Moose: Then why were you sleeping? Manesha: I was ...tired? Moose: Are you sure? You're eyes are red
#4104
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⚐ Report//Finch is complaining about job placement for kids under 18. Alex: I'll be coming to you when I'm 16. Jojo: You're gonna be a DUI Sex Aid?! What?
#4103
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⚐ ReportHarrison: Where's the diluted water?! //Cathy gives him a really strange look Harrison: Huh? Oh sh*t...did I just say diluted water? I meant distilled water...
#4102
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⚐ Report//Patrick Shan jokes are the new Chuck Norris jokes, Jacob Kirkendall jokes are just true... Patrick: Patrick Shan has never seduced a woman. The word seduction implies that he had to try. Jacob: Jacob Kirkendall has never seduced a woman. EVER.
#4101
2022
⚐ Report//On pajama day for spirit week Raanan: Man, I just realized, I could have used pajama day as an excuse to come to school barefoot. Aleksander S.: I could have used it as an excuse to come to school naked.
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⚐ ReportEvan: I'm so hungry. Jason: You could drink that bottle of starch solution.. Evan: It would be sort of like eating a potato. Jason: Drinking a potato. Samantha: That's what the Irish do. Evan: The Russians, actually.
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⚐ Report//During lunch, kids in Chemathon doing stuff... Darko: Someone please tell me something about East Asia. I'm almost done with this world thing. Mufasa: I did Europe for that.... Jinhie: Where's East Asia?
#4097
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⚐ Report//At Wallops, during the forest walk, Hannah He, Lenny, and Eli are drawing on broken shells and putting them back Hannah He: Oh my god, somebody already drew on this shell! It says...oh wait, that was me.