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⚐ Report//Magnet Analysis 1A with Mr. Rose Mr. Rose: So in New Jersey, cops take courses in gun safety, anti sexual-harassment, and Calculus to catch you speeding.
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⚐ Report//Moose is going on another communist tirade Moose: But I'm not actually a communist! I know there are flaws! And I know you guys know that too! So what are some flaws? Lowell: Well, if everybody was allowed to do what they wanted to do, then we'd have a bunch of athletes and musicians and dancers and artists, and nobody wants to work in a farm or a factory. So you have a bunch of people saying "I want to paint!" Well, that's great, but then where's the food? Can you paint me the food?
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⚐ Report//Mr. Fauntroy reviewing for the Stacks/Queues/Hashing test in Analysis of Algorithms Mr. Fauntory: So, you guys are pronouncing dequeue like that too? (He means the kway uh way version.) //later Mr. Fauntroy: (in a highly stereotypical manner) AYE DEQUEUE!!!
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⚐ Report//In Ms. Gibbonney's first period class, talking about speeches Gibonney: Pretend like you're in 7-11 and you're naked and ALL of the flourescent lights are on you. Liam: That'd be awesome! I'd just walk around and eat stuff and pretend that I'm high. PCP! PCP!
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⚐ Report//In jazz band, trumpets finish playing Julian: Man, I don't know about the rest of these gumps but the trumpets NAILED IT! Templin: Yeah, you nailed your coffins shut, maybe.
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⚐ Report//Mr. Fauntroy has begun teaching ADSB Dvorsky: Patrick, I've been going through my hand out folder, and I have a question. Why is it that you insist on having this title after your name?
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⚐ Report//World, talking about why everyone can't just have the job they want Lowell: If everyone is like, "I want to paint," it's like, "Cool, but now we have no food."