#4054

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March 21, 2012, 8:51 p.m.

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//During Clay's English class Clay: I hate to use a cliche, but its like, "If you play with fire, you get burned." Eric Neyman: If Mr. Pham plays with fire, everyone besides him get burned.

#4053

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March 21, 2012, 1:12 p.m.

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Duval: That room is very hot . Billy: Really? I never found it that attractive. Duval: What? Billy: You said that room is hot... Duval: Oh yeah (wink) Every time I go in that room I go rayerrr (sexy cat claws)

#4052

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March 20, 2012, 7:37 p.m.

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Fauntroy: Hey... I'm a student teacher! I didn't sign no papers. I can do what I WANT!

#4051

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March 20, 2012, 2:22 p.m.

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//Envirothon training, talking about non-point source pollution Envirothon trainer: Why do we need to build sidewalks so wide? Richard Chen: Obesity?

#4049

1111

March 19, 2012, 12:03 p.m.

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Donaldson: I was a virgin once.

#4048

77

March 19, 2012, 11:52 a.m.

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Henok: So they're hitting on each other? Gross: It's called love letters.

#4047

99

March 17, 2012, 7:02 p.m.

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// A student is trying to bring a box into room 319. Pham is standing in the doorway. Pham: Is that for me? Student: No... Pham: Is it cake? Student: No... Pham: Then it no come in here. Student: Why do you want cake? We gave you pie yesterday. Pham: Yesterday was pie day. Today is cake day!

#4046

55

March 16, 2012, 7:08 p.m.

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Teacher: When Stein and I were still married...

#4045

79

March 16, 2012, 5:05 p.m.

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Schafer: So I came home yesterday all ready to watch Community...then my wife made me look over a poster she had to present today, and I was just like "Aww" Kathryn Waychoff: That's what my brother asked me yesterday, and I said no. Schafer: But who did you say no to? Waychoff: My brother. Schafer: Who would I have said no to? Waychoff: Your wife. Schafer: See that's the difference. Waychoff: Come on Mr. Schafer, stand up for yourself! Wear the pants in the relationship!

#4044

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March 16, 2012, 2:52 p.m.

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Schafer: I was thinking about these brownies, but I don't think I should. Devin: YOU SHOULD! THEY'RE GREAT! Schafer: Now I want them even less.