#3729

99

Oct. 30, 2011, 2:05 p.m.

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//grading AP NSL essays on the AP scale of 6 Student: Can I subtract points based on grammar and mechanics? Patrick Shan: BAD GRAMMAR! 20 points! Jamie: Grading it ROSE style!

#3728

1111

Oct. 30, 2011, 1:54 p.m.

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Bob: Why are you bleeding? Jason: I don't know. Thomas: His blood pressure is higher than atmospheric pressure. Mufasa: That's such a bad reason.

#3727

55

Oct. 30, 2011, 1:53 p.m.

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Thomas: It won't burn you if you juggle it.

#3726

99

Oct. 29, 2011, 3:40 p.m.

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//Mitchell insults Person 1 for missing a layup Mitchell: Eff your layups! Person 1: Eff your mom! Mitchell: That's gross... Person 1: Yeah, MRS. GROSS!

#3725

55

Oct. 29, 2011, 12:36 p.m.

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Stein: 12 is like infinity right?

#3724

33

Oct. 29, 2011, 12:36 p.m.

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Stein: Using all those decimals makes me feel smart.

#3723

33

Oct. 29, 2011, 12:33 p.m.

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Rose: I just want to see Libby smash it in some white girl's face...

#3722

44

Oct. 28, 2011, 10:13 p.m.

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//Student sees Demma carrying wilted flowers in hallway Student: Demma, what are those from? //Demma pauses to study flowers and contemplate an answer Demma: OVARIES! //Demma walks out without explaining

#3719

79

Oct. 28, 2011, 2:09 p.m.

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//Mr. Stein is talking about what a bad mood he's in while Eva puts a problem on the board Mr. Stein: ...Anyways, we gotta talk about this problem. What have we got here? Oh, looks like it's a battle... BAM BAM! //Eva screams and bumps into the board Mr. Stein: That puts me in a better mood.

#3718

77

Oct. 28, 2011, 2:05 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: You know, there are 10 times more bacteria cells in our body than human cells. Eva (absentmindedly): Yeah... Mr. Rose: ...DUDE! Like, dude, really?! Are you serious? I'm only ten percent human by cell! //later Mr. Rose: I found out about this last year and now every time I think about it I just start freaking out all over again.