#3258

57

April 25, 2011, 6:14 p.m.

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Swaney (seeing Portrait of the Artist): Anyone who claims to like that book is just lying!  It's unreadable!

#3257

1214

April 25, 2011, 5:27 p.m.

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Rajan: Wolfram Alpha is never wrong. It's Jesus.

#3255

1111

April 18, 2011, 9:25 p.m.

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//After receiving a triple beam balance from Mrs. Nawabi Nawabi: Make sure Mr. Templin always knows where this balance is or some kids might take it and sell it for drugs

#3254

1113

April 18, 2011, 6:54 p.m.

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//On the bus, where everyone's really tired. Kat's acting a little high. Adam: Kat, how much weed is too much? Kathryn: ...NO MUCH! ... ... wait. wait no. Adam: ...yeah okay she's high.

#3253

88

April 17, 2011, 9:53 p.m.

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Rose: Where's Jason Hyoon? Other people: Jason Hyun! Jason Ma: He's only been here for eight years! Eli: Really? He must be pretty stupid!

#3251

2729

April 16, 2011, 4 p.m.

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//Going over a quiz in NSL Grossman: Okay, next question. What do conservatives complain about? Student: Everything! Grossman: That's right, everything! The answer was D, all of the above. Myles: That question's a little unfair. Grossman: If it makes you feel any better, if I had asked the same question about the Democrats, I would have used the word "whine".

#3250

1010

April 16, 2011, 1:02 p.m.

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// After watching the strip scene from "Little Ms. Sunshine" in English (it had a purpose, probably) Gibboney: You know, that reminds me of my weekend... Class: WHAT?? Gibboney: Wait, no, now I need to explain that. Student: No, it's okay, you don't have to explain anything. Gibboney: No, I really do.

#3249

77

April 16, 2011, 12:59 p.m.

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// After cleaning and relocking the staff bathrooms, which are full of random junk. Taylor: Well, that was an interesting bathroom experience. Student: Yeah, I really enjoyed it too. Student: ...of all the things I could say to a teacher, I never thought I'd say that.

#3248

77

April 15, 2011, 11:44 a.m.

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Kaluta: Is this thing even turned on? Jack: I think so... Devin: Is the light supposed to be on? Kaluta: You idiots. Devin: But we thought it was on! Kaluta: Babuhbeebuhboo!

#3247

66

April 15, 2011, 11:41 a.m.

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Swaney: I'm taking you on a drug trip. //After some thought Swaney: Don't put that on blairbash, you'll get me fired!