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#3094
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⚐ ReportDevin: So much win. Bob: So much Winrar. Thomas: It's gonna take forever to decompress.
#3093
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⚐ ReportBob: Because of Viju, I didn't make nationals. Stein: What sport? Bob: MathCounts
#3092
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⚐ ReportBosse: I heard that on the way to work, you know the Katy Perry Fireworks song, that gets you going.
#3090
2020
⚐ Report//doing derivative problems Rose: [says something intriguing] Richard: (whispers) Whoa, balls. //he whispers this several times in class, like every 5 minutes Rose: (after the third time) Richard, you need to stop saying balls. Richard: Okay. //Rose draws a problem with two circles tangent to one line Rose: This problem-- Richard: BALLS!!!!! Rose: ...Yes Richard, they're balls.
#3088
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⚐ ReportGross: Psychoanalysts could consider Fitzgerald to be compensating for something when writing about GATSBY'S HUGGEEEE MANSION. Student: That's a fallacy. Gross: Actually, it's a phallicacy.
#3087
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⚐ ReportBob: I'm f***ed. Thomas: On a scale of one to f***ed, how f***ed are you? Bob: e^f***ed
#3086
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⚐ Report//Vlasits talking about activism Student: Have you ever been arrested? Vlasits: Yeah, a couple times. Student: How many times? Vlasits: Oh, not that many. Student 2: Yeah, but how many? Vlasits (waving it off): Oh, only about 8 or 10.
#3085
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⚐ Report//Mr. Rose does his little chuckle Rose: No Richard, Rice Krispies did not name its cereal after calculus.
#3084
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⚐ Report// Trying to fix a mouse cable that had been slit open (exposing wires and shorting things). David K: Do you think maybe someone slit through this with a Stanley? Scott L: ... David: Actually, it looks more like someone sanded off half of the casing. Scott: Maybe one of the freshmen was teething.