#2937

22

Feb. 16, 2011, 8:31 p.m.

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//Discussing an art project/presentation in Cell Phys Bosse: Well, I generally don't like to get things in pieces, but one year a student left their model on the bus and got all upset about it and had to present their project anyway. Then the next day the bus driver found the organelle...

#2936

132144

Feb. 16, 2011, 8:23 p.m.

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Pham: You don't have friend? You go up to girl ask them to be your friend.  Like you know how they do in kindergarten? Or, you get cookie from home, stick in girl's mouth, you have friend.

#2935

37

Feb. 15, 2011, 5:47 p.m.

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Richard: I notice it was YOUR side of the bridge that broke. Henok: Yeah, but that was because it had frosting!

#2934

55

Feb. 15, 2011, 10:35 a.m.

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Denny: The ending of this book [Lord of the Flies] is depressing.  After this, we will read less depressing books.  Well actually, Fahrenheit 451 is somewhat depressing, but the ending is happy.

#2933

2020

Feb. 14, 2011, 8:51 p.m.

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// candygrams are delivered on Valentine's Day Piper: Oh, do you also have one for a Ms. Piper? Alec Fields: Yeah! Me too! I should be getting like 50! Piper: What? Did you buy 50 for yourself? Class: Burn!

#2932

1212

Feb. 14, 2011, 8:37 p.m.

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//InToneNation shows up with a singing valentine David: Should I let them in? Whitacre: NO!  Let them stay out there! //they start singing, Whitacre turns up video's volume Whitacre (now opening door a little): Go away!  You're not wanted here!

#2931

22

Feb. 14, 2011, 8:36 p.m.

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//Schafer walks into Multivar with Math Phys invites Schafer: So what class is this anyways? Teacher: Well, just look at who's in it! Schafer: I dunno, I see Vishnu over there.

#2930

1010

Feb. 14, 2011, 6:35 p.m.

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Bob: So does the sum of the reciprocals of the primes converge? Jason: Yeah. It converges ... to infinity

#2928

46

Feb. 13, 2011, 6:25 p.m.

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//during freshmen hell week, in magnet study hall Senior: Are there any freshmen in this class? Other senior: Yeah, over there. (points to freshmen table) Senior: Why isn't anyone beating them up? //resumes working

#2927

1010

Feb. 12, 2011, 10:02 p.m.

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HMMT organizer: I have a wallet full of money for whoever solves this problem: Find a Pythagorean triple such that each number is a perfect square.