#2448

2020

Oct. 29, 2010, 4:48 p.m.

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//discussing marriage Whitacre: In some societies, just sex is enough to do you in. Student: Wait, so if you have sex then you're married? Whitacre: Yeah, you know, it's like you break it, you bought it!

#2447

46

Oct. 29, 2010, 4:36 p.m.

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//Shelley walks in on crutches with a broken foot Freeman: Okay, who did you kick?

#2446

1515

Oct. 29, 2010, 2:54 p.m.

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//John Anderson is in Piper's room, trying to study for a test. Mr. Pham walks in. Pham: Nice shirt. //John looks at his shirt. It has 'CCCP' and has the hammer and sickle John: Thanks, Mr. Pham... Pham: Can you get me one, extra large?

#2445

1414

Oct. 29, 2010, 2:50 p.m.

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John: Guys, honestly! [class shuts up] Schafer: When John has to calm you down, there's something wrong with the class. John: Dude, he just graded 105 physics tests! If I did that I'd go mentally unstable! Schafer: -er. Mentally unstabler. . .

#2444

1212

Oct. 29, 2010, 1:44 p.m.

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Ostrander: You guys shouldn't be allowed to have lady-friends.  You need to save money. //as if on cue, candy gram people walk in

#2443

77

Oct. 29, 2010, 10:26 a.m.

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Stein: It used to be you could only vote once, but then they fixed it.

#2442

55

Oct. 29, 2010, 10:24 a.m.

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Stein:... and step 8 is eat a cookie

#2441

88

Oct. 29, 2010, 7:58 a.m.

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Student: What is your sexual orientation? Other Student: VIDEO GAMES.....definitely video games!!!

#2440

15

Oct. 29, 2010, 7:37 a.m.

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Dvorsky: I think Facebook is pretty cool. //One would not typically consider Dvorsky to be of the "facebook generation"

#2439

2222

Oct. 29, 2010, 5:59 a.m.

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//near end of quarter Student: Hey Mr. Templin, can I please see my grade? Templin: Sure. Student: (Looks at paper with grade) What's that nine over there? Templin: Those are your absences. Student: I'VE been absent NINE times? I don't remember being absent nine times. Templin: Here it says you've been absent nine times, but I have absolutely no idea how I got this data, because I don't think I've taken attendance nine times...