#2369

99

Oct. 17, 2010, 7:52 p.m.

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//Pchem pd1, doing a lab //Contreras figures something out Sandra: Contreras, you're fucking awesome, man! Contreras (semi-distracted with something else): Heh. Sandra: Hey Contreras, let's grind! //Room falls silent Contreras: Uhrmm, the fuck?!

#2366

158184

Oct. 15, 2010, 1:14 p.m.

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Viju: Yo momma so fat, when you input her weight, you get a stack overflow error! Random Person: Yo momma so fat, when you use her as a parameter for a loop, you get an infinite loop! Vincent: Yo momma so fat, that's why they call it eclipse!

#2363

35

Oct. 14, 2010, 8:25 p.m.

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Mythili (to Fernando): I wonder if prostitutes get discounts on abortions...

#2362

88

Oct. 14, 2010, 5:25 p.m.

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Pham: Where Tommy? Nilay: ...he's not in this class. Pham: Oh.

#2361

44

Oct. 14, 2010, 4:18 p.m.

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Grossman: Is it the DMV or the MVA? I don't care. I hate them.

#2360

1515

Oct. 14, 2010, 4:15 p.m.

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Mitchell: Why do they call it a torus? It's clearly a doughnut! Evan: Torus? That's bull!

#2359

2830

Oct. 14, 2010, 4:15 p.m.

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Stein: So let's say you're going from point A to point B. 210 miles, 3 hours. So then the cop says "You were going 70" and you say "But you didn't catch me on record" and then he says "But the mean value theorem"

#2358

88

Oct. 14, 2010, 4:13 p.m.

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Stein: This is another one of those things that's like having a baby.

#2357

11

Oct. 14, 2010, 1:36 p.m.

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Neel: It's like the big friendly giant. But not friendly.

#2356

02

Oct. 14, 2010, 8:58 a.m.

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Hinkle: He got arrested? That's not Gucci.