#2355

66

Oct. 13, 2010, 10:11 p.m.

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Pham: No one allow leave room! //later, as Pham is letting a student leave... Piper (to Pham): You said no one's allowed to leave, and that's like the sixth person who you let go!

#2354

1218

Oct. 13, 2010, 6:16 p.m.

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Stein: Well, it's kind of like... rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic.

#2353

1111

Oct. 13, 2010, 2:42 p.m.

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//A student walks in to Ms. Smrek's psychology class Student: Hey Ms. Smrek. Smrek: ...did you come in here just to say that? Student: Yup. Smrek: ...go back to class. Student: But I have Mr. Whitacre!! Smrek: HA! Too bad, go back to his class. Student (while walking out): You know, we were talking about how you and Mr. Whitacre should get married. You could have angry babies!

#2352

2729

Oct. 13, 2010, 1:54 p.m.

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Piper: Angelina! Stop playing Rock Paper Scissors with George! Lenny: Ooh La La! Piper: Rock Paper Scissors is how Magnet Students romance...

#2351

1515

Oct. 12, 2010, 11:39 p.m.

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Gibi: Oh gods, I don't want to hear my father sing. Theresa: Do his hips not lie? Gibi: I've never talked to them. Do you regularly speak with your father's hips? Theresa: ...that's the weirdest question I've ever been asked.

#2348

816

Oct. 12, 2010, 8:02 a.m.

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Polina: Could you stop talking?  I didn't ask for your help! Contreras: Actually, if I recall correctly, you did.

#2346

3133

Oct. 11, 2010, 10:12 p.m.

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Mr. Moose: Those drugs are AMAZING! You're like warm... and you're on a cloud...

#2345

1010

Oct. 11, 2010, 9:37 p.m.

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O'Connor: So, basically, Ophelia is rambling nonsence, but everybody thinks that it means something. Alex (under his breath): Kind of like Emily Dickinson

#2344

2121

Oct. 11, 2010, 2:20 p.m.

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Pham: Michael Jackson sleep in pure oxygen chamber! Student: Isn't that just gossip? Pham: No, some people say it true! Student: That's what gossip is...

#2343

15

Oct. 11, 2010, 2:19 p.m.

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//on Chilean miners Pham: They didn't fell on the mine and they stuck in there. Any country that have resource they using it.