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⚐ ReportAlex Contreras: Can an M16 cut down a tree? Mr. Moose: No, but an M60 might. //Goes on to show off his knowledge of guns...
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⚐ ReportAnderson: We will be reading this book from a feminist criticism. We will be doing this because I feel it will be most annoying to the boys in this classroom.
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⚐ Report//A female student is applying makeup Mr. Moose: You look fine! Put that mirror away! You girls drive me crazy!
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⚐ Report//Mr. Schafer is being filmed for consideration for the MCPS Teacher of the Year award Gilad: They should have competitive teaching. This would be, like, the ESPN coverage.
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⚐ ReportAmir: I think his goal is to establish… Gross: To stab the shit out of him?! Amir: Es-tab-lish
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⚐ Report//8thpd studyhall Wylie: Is it just me, or are all the girls here looking better today? Contreras: ...the hell, I think you're right!
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⚐ ReportBlitz: What's the first thing you do when you get home? Sylvia: I put on my PJs. Blitz: And then you sleep. Sylvia: No, then I eat. //after everyone else she asked said they went home and slept
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⚐ Report//Pham lectures the freshmen on the importance of primary sources Pham: You need to be having more primary sources! You know every time someone get some information from somewhere and publish it, there always error! ...It like if somebody have duck, and when you tell bunch of people eventually story changes, and you not have duck anymore! You have monster! Monster with one eye! Student 1: Or you have a chicken! Pham: You lucky if you have chicken! Chicken and duck look alike. Student 2: What? No they don't! Pham: They both birds! Student 2: A dock isn't a bird! Pham: I not say dock I say duck!