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#2630
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⚐ ReportSchafer: (turns on noise maker to a high frequency) Patrick S: That sounds like a girl's voice. Michael K: That's funny because that sounds like you! Schafer: Michael, go sit at the back table. Your comment is appreciated but still inappropriate.
#2628
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⚐ ReportRose: (swings arms back and forth) This is the most fun I have ever had in my entire life!!!
#2626
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⚐ ReportLev: They're not pedophiles, they just know how to admire the young body! ... Lev: No! I'm not planning to be a professional pedophile!
#2623
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⚐ ReportBlitz: When we metamorphose phylite a little more, we get schist. Not shit. Schist.
#2621
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⚐ Report//Daniel Anderson is rifling through his lunch. He pulls out a banana in a Ziplock bag. Daniel: Why is my banana in a plastic bag?! Ori Perl: Because your banana needs protection! Daniel: No... just no... //Later Daniel: Wow, the peel broke... Ori: It's not protective anymore! Daniel: -facepalm-
#2620
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⚐ ReportParsons: Creativity makes the world go round! // a few minutes pass Parsons: Oil, creativity... same thing!
#2619
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⚐ ReportRoth: Give me three positive numbers that are getting bigger. Tony: Negative 10, negative 9, negative 8.