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#2630

1111

Dec. 2, 2010, 5:43 p.m.

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Schafer: (turns on noise maker to a high frequency) Patrick S: That sounds like a girl's voice. Michael K: That's funny because that sounds like you! Schafer: Michael, go sit at the back table. Your comment is appreciated but still inappropriate.

#2629

77

Dec. 2, 2010, 5:37 p.m.

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Scahfer: This is our blue flingy thing -- that's a technical term.

#2628

88

Dec. 2, 2010, 5:36 p.m.

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Rose: (swings arms back and forth) This is the most fun I have ever had in my entire life!!!

that is very sad mr. rose, i feel sorry for you

rose

#2626

22

Dec. 2, 2010, 2:40 p.m.

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Lev: They're not pedophiles, they just know how to admire the young body! ... Lev: No! I'm not planning to be a professional pedophile!

#2625

22

Dec. 2, 2010, 2:39 p.m.

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//Pham walks into Modsim Pham: Wait, aren't there too many people here?

#2624

-24

Dec. 2, 2010, 2:03 p.m.

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Alex C: I love this cube. It's so, like, white. And supremacist.

#2623

13

Dec. 2, 2010, 12:05 p.m.

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Blitz: When we metamorphose phylite a little more, we get schist. Not shit. Schist.

#2621

79

Dec. 1, 2010, 7:49 p.m.

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//Daniel Anderson is rifling through his lunch. He pulls out a banana in a Ziplock bag. Daniel: Why is my banana in a plastic bag?! Ori Perl: Because your banana needs protection! Daniel: No... just no... //Later Daniel: Wow, the peel broke... Ori: It's not protective anymore! Daniel: -facepalm-

#2620

55

Dec. 1, 2010, 5:48 p.m.

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Parsons: Creativity makes the world go round! // a few minutes pass Parsons: Oil, creativity... same thing!

#2619

13

Dec. 1, 2010, 4:05 p.m.

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Roth: Give me three positive numbers that are getting bigger. Tony: Negative 10, negative 9, negative 8.