#2469

46

Nov. 3, 2010, 6:09 p.m.

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//a journalism student shows up during lunch Neel: Why do you guys like always come to our table man? Danderson: Since we always get them to go away, maybe they want to know how we do it? Neel: Or maybe they think we're like the magnet table or something. Danderson: *points at table with >12 magnets*

#2468

11

Nov. 3, 2010, 5:32 p.m.

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Steven: If it's today, then I'm screwed up a tree.

#2467

2226

Nov. 3, 2010, 11:06 a.m.

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Richard: Why is everyone hating on Christine O'Donnell? She's so sexy. Viju: Richard, why are you so into Christine O'Donnell? Richard: She's a woman! Viju: So is Hillary Clinton! Evan: Wait, really?!

#2465

-311

Nov. 3, 2010, 9 a.m.

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//Mitchell has dressed up as Rose. Evan: Just for the record, I totally did the whole dressing-up-as-Rose thing last year. Rose: What? I didn't hear about this. Evan (muttered): Well, it was for Halloween. //This is true.

#2464

2329

Nov. 3, 2010, 8:58 a.m.

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//Mitchell has dressed as Mr. Rose; the resemblance is striking Rose (talking to Ostrander): I totally got a gorilla suit for Halloween this year. Evan: So Mitchell dresses as Rose and Rose dresses as Mitchell? Weird. Rose: BURNNNNN

#2462

44

Nov. 2, 2010, 9:05 p.m.

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Theresa: Okay, math. Time to get crackin'! Theresa: ...NOT to be interpreted as "Theresa is on crack."

#2461

17

Nov. 2, 2010, 12:38 p.m.

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//At Daniel Chen's house for an ESS project Daniel's dad: Hey I got pizza.  Oh yeah, Daniel Barg is kosher.  Can you eat this? Barg: What kind of pizza is it? Daniel's dad: It meat lovers! It has everything on it! Chen: I don't think it's kosher...

#2460

1010

Nov. 2, 2010, 9:36 a.m.

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Kaluta: Technical skills go first. That means put out your testicle. Class: -awkward silence, then some awkward laughter- Kaluta: Ummm yeah TEST your TECHNICAL skills. That was almost a slip...

#2459

513

Oct. 31, 2010, 5:18 p.m.

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Moderator: Sally is thinking of a secret 6 digit number. She gives 3 hints to what it is.  First, the number is the same when read forwards and backwards. Second, it is divisible by 9. <Buzzer sound> Jason Hyun: (hesitantly) 99...9...999? //The third hint was if you take out the first and last digits, the number's only prime factor is 11

#2458

1010

Oct. 30, 2010, 2:46 p.m.

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//during the "who do you want to have sex with"... Whitacre: Okay, so the next one someone said was "Drake", let's get that up on the board... //one of the images is of Sir Francis Whitacre: See, Sir Francis Drake, he's hot!