#2362

88

Oct. 14, 2010, 5:25 p.m.

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Pham: Where Tommy? Nilay: ...he's not in this class. Pham: Oh.

#2361

44

Oct. 14, 2010, 4:18 p.m.

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Grossman: Is it the DMV or the MVA? I don't care. I hate them.

#2360

1515

Oct. 14, 2010, 4:15 p.m.

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Mitchell: Why do they call it a torus? It's clearly a doughnut! Evan: Torus? That's bull!

#2359

2830

Oct. 14, 2010, 4:15 p.m.

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Stein: So let's say you're going from point A to point B. 210 miles, 3 hours. So then the cop says "You were going 70" and you say "But you didn't catch me on record" and then he says "But the mean value theorem"

#2358

88

Oct. 14, 2010, 4:13 p.m.

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Stein: This is another one of those things that's like having a baby.

#2357

11

Oct. 14, 2010, 1:36 p.m.

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Neel: It's like the big friendly giant. But not friendly.

#2356

02

Oct. 14, 2010, 8:58 a.m.

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Hinkle: He got arrested? That's not Gucci.

#2355

66

Oct. 13, 2010, 10:11 p.m.

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Pham: No one allow leave room! //later, as Pham is letting a student leave... Piper (to Pham): You said no one's allowed to leave, and that's like the sixth person who you let go!

#2354

1218

Oct. 13, 2010, 6:16 p.m.

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Stein: Well, it's kind of like... rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic.

#2353

1111

Oct. 13, 2010, 2:42 p.m.

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//A student walks in to Ms. Smrek's psychology class Student: Hey Ms. Smrek. Smrek: ...did you come in here just to say that? Student: Yup. Smrek: ...go back to class. Student: But I have Mr. Whitacre!! Smrek: HA! Too bad, go back to his class. Student (while walking out): You know, we were talking about how you and Mr. Whitacre should get married. You could have angry babies!